Lemme hold a follow , explode from the hips.

Joined August 2023
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Replying to @GeebMinister
Fuck Santa Claus, Fuck the Easter Bunny, Fuck United Healtcare, Fuck Lord Farquaad, Fuck Rocky Maivia, Fuck Joe Buck, Fuck Bill Burr, Fuck the Tooth Fairy, Fuck Kevin Spacey, Fuck Chuck E. Cheese, Fuck Darryl Strawberry
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Grool-Unit retweeted
Hey Red Bull, how about instead of giving me wings maybe you suck my dick every once in a while?
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Fwickin Awmadiwwos
Freaking armadillos have been tearing up the yard.
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Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House. America, fuck yeah.
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Pretty much spot on how I envision @luisjgomez ‘s dad

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Grool-Unit retweeted
The paytch is where the stream always happens.. we just wanna give people a little taste of what they missing. Paytch stream exclusive still happening next Thursday
Replying to @dru_montana47
Well I better have subed to the patreon for a fucking reason
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Grool-Unit retweeted
Almost 300 views!! This is quickly becoming a record episode for us in views. Thank to everyone who has viewed or just allowed it in your algorithm. Thank you Ep. 157 Moonlighting youtu.be/Dcu5hyNdIlI?si=C6IL… via @YouTube
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Grool-Unit retweeted
We’re live streaming tonight for Durag and the Deertag!!!
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Thinking about starting a podcast with my Muslim buddy called Kufi & The Fishing License
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Grool-Unit retweeted
Durag is gonna be live streamed this week! Tomorrow at 6. Paytch at 715. Let us pray.
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“…tall enough to finger a giraffe’s asshole without a ladder”
Fill in the Blank: Victor Wembanyama is _______________.
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Me at 10 waiting on the honky ass ice cream man to serve me my 5th Choco Taco x.com/trapboomagain/status/2…
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This mfer looks like he can squeeze through a keyhole, like Clarissa Mack 90% reformed.
Meet Dejontay Wings, who was arrested by Baton Rouge Police in Louisiana after he allegedly broke into an oil change business and stole $200 from the safe.
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Is it fair to say that if you had your little way, you'd eat peaches everyday?

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Replying to @veggiequeen420
This is why I prefer peaches from a can They were put there by a man You don't have to talk to
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Grool-Unit retweeted
Imagine whipping one of these as hard as you possibly can at a homeless guy’s head.
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I'm crummming!

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What do u know about the hollow grind on the inch and a half framing chisel playboy
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Just wait till Yamaneika gets Skrimp grease all over your Kindle Fires
The tablets are here to stay. The white boards were ghetto, you couldn’t see them on camera, and it distracted the guests. Guests misspelling names is a tired bit.
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They only burn for 7 minutes if you crouch down under the wind while smoking them.
有烟民试验发现,国产香烟只能燃烧四分钟,而日本烟可以燃烧七分钟。 也有网友用其他国家进口烟和国产烟做了类似比较试验,结果类似。 更增加了人们对中国香烟含有助燃剂的怀疑。
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Nothing to add, perfect statement as is.
If you support Israel I’ll just assume you like a mouth full of shit covered wieners.
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This was one of the funniest podcast episodes I’ve listened to all year😆😆👊🏼👊🏼 Durag and the Deertag Ep. 310: Fruit Cancer w/ James Moss & Kyle Regan youtu.be/dZjal3qbGlU?si=b6kR… via @YouTube
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