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David Ershon @FazePercules

Aim for the bushes. HBAR Enthusiast

Joined August 2015
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David Ershon@FazePercules
17 Oct 2016
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For those who say the Sabres don’t mean anything this is my Dad during a game to get to .500
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New upstairs neighbor has been delivering random items to our door every couple days. Starting a series where I rate what she delivers. First was blueberry muffins, Sunday was a 12 pack of Diet Coke. Tonight was banana bread. Very moist plus bonus points for it being warm. 7.1/10
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This Sabres team is so bad we might just win the cup
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Watching an illegal stream with the wifi I bought on a Spirit airlines flight. Jesus Christ
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Was sitting in my matrix square (cubicle) and remembered I had free will. Bought a solo ticket to the Yankees playoff game
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Ershon’s Buffalo Bills takeaways through week 3 - Not enough stat padding for Josh’s B2B MVP run - James Cook is that guy (told you so) - The NFL as a collective stinks besides 3 teams - I’ve been eating too good (prep for winter) - Sabres have the worst roster in NHL history
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA THE FUCKING GOAT BALTIMORE WE OWN YOU HAHAHAHHA
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Replying to @POTUSVaccaro
@POTUSVaccaro hhaahahaha, hahahahahaha, hahahahahah, lagway, hahahahahhaah
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And you’re a sinner fan hahahahha
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Give the Russians the flag back in sporting competitions. Stop leaving a blank space next to their names. This isn’t Russian support it just means more to beat them with the flag there
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Mr. Beast is on the pregame show
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If you watch your favorite team at a bar you’re not a real fan
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I think they nerfed the office wifi for football season
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Yeah can you change the channel to the OSU Texas game
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The disrespect is insane. It ends tonight @BarstoolMiamiU THIS IS YOUR FAULT
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Calling an uber these days is like gambling the prices literally jump or drop 30% a minute it’s so fucked
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Collecting these things like infinity stones. 2 down, 43 to go
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Friend asked me to sub in for his softball team in playoffs and went 0/7 so embarrassing
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I gotta stop haha maxxing in group chats but I’m addicted to the dopamine it comes with
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I think the Savannah Bananas owner/founder is a psychopath. I can’t put my finger on it, but listening to him talk makes me believe he’s insane
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