Georges sidekick at work and stalked by Gwinny the Street Mugger ( not my cat) at home
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I am sure that the street mugger does actually think when he’s eating his breakfast, I wonder what’s for tea?
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Milkism of the Day:
A softly toasted garden goblin with an impressive commitment to dairy
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Gwinny was stationed at the designated feeding area long before sunrise, ensuring nobody could claim they “didn’t know he was hungry.”
#CatsOfTwitter
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Milkism of the Day:
The evening dairy budget was exceeded following a review of extenuating circumstances.
He had double dairy this evening
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And the teatime shenanigans resume
He approves of the @sainsburys chicken
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Conwy Pirate Festival 2026. One pirate.
One loyal first mate. Zero buried treasure discovered.
Every captain needs a trusted crew member. This one just happens to be sausage-shaped
#Conway
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Did I see puffins
Yes
Did I smile
Also yes
Lots
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Late for breakfast, then I have the audacity to make him wait two minutes
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Milkism of the Day:
A tiny orange creature whose whereabouts remain unknown until milk is poured.
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Good grief, Gwinny. Even the birds are still hitting the snooze button.
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Milkism of the Day
I caught Gwinny just as he was about to jump the fence.
Then the milk appeared
One glimpse of the milk carton and he executed a manoeuvre worthy of an Olympic gymnast
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A tactical U-turn was immediately engaged
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Tea time siren: activated.
Gwinny has clearly reached the “I have not been fed for at least seven minutes” stage of the evening.
Thoughts and prayers for your ears
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Breakfast Tax paid
Chicken has been delivered
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