I’m the CUNT you married.
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1 Jan 2022
Told so many people that I’m gay last night 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ hoping they don’t remember today 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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Jun 1
Yes ❤️❤️❤️
Fine. I give up— I have no cultural relevance I’m a bad artist and I’m fat. Happy?
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May 15
.@BoursinCheese PLEASE don’t discontinue the Hot Honey & Garlic …you have a smash hit on your hands don’t be stupid.
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May 11
TEAM ROSIEEEEEE
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Apr 20
will always, ALWAYS get me to laugh
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Apr 13
These fucking morons oh my god
Apr 13
I do believe that he didn’t think of this as a depiction of Jesus when posting. Still, there has to be more care and discernment here.
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Mar 30
sometimes u need to listen to all of kacey musgraves Golden Hour and remember that life can be beautiful and full of love
Mar 30
8 years ago today, Golden Hour by Kacey Musgraves was released.
It swept four Grammys (including AOTY in 2019), is considered a streaming-era pop classic by Spotify, ranked #85 on Apple Music’s Best 100 Albums, and #270 on Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
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Feb 24
no guys, you don’t get it!! i’m not political!! i just wanna go hang out with the pedophile president!!
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Feb 23
Fucking losers
Feb 23
Everything about this is so genuinely gross but the “I guess I have to invite the women’s team too or else I’ll get impeached” is fucking crazy. Britta Curl is that your boy? Abbey Murphy you cool with this?
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I really hope it happens soon, but spring would be better for the street celebrations
An apparently AI-generated clip portraying Barack and Michelle Obama as apes has been shared on Donald Trump‘s Truth Social account deadline.com/2026/02/donald-…
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Jan 13
Putting on a comfort movie. One that really makes me chill out.
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Jan 10
there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.
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20 Dec 2025
JESUS WAS SEEN
AJ Michalka has been cast in ‘The White Lotus’ Season 4. (Via @DEADLINE)
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18 Dec 2025
kinda the only movie ever made
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27 Nov 2025
every time a gay guy drinks beer i’m like ok we get it
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