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Benny Feldman retweeted
Jun 13
Insane how much funnier literally any of these jokes are than the funniest thing Tony Hinchcliffe has ever said
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Benny Feldman kills it in the comedy scene. He needs absolutely more exposure than he's been getting because he's absolutely brilliant.
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Jun 12
Entering this into the Tony Hinchcliffe discourse
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Benny Feldman retweeted
Benny be cookin
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Benny Feldman retweeted
Jun 12
10/10 ♡(ӦｖӦ｡)
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Jun 12
I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter as a kid because my conservative parents could tell Dumbledoore would eventually be revealed as gay. “They’re going to eventually give him queer coded behaviors retroactively, like in the spin off prequels” they would say, shaking their heads
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Benny Feldman retweeted
Jun 1
Butterfly Pavilion - Special Taping 👽🦋
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Jun 11
A lot of the core appeal of Harry Potter was the fantasy of going to a wealthy coed boarding school
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Jun 9
Depending on when we release the special, the later ones here will likely have to be the next hour . That’s right mfs , I have the second hour already cooking in the chamber . And get this,, it’s worse,,,
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Benny Feldman retweeted
Jun 9
Congress has more landlords than tenants. No wonder they serve the people raising our rent instead of paying it.
In NY-7, 77% of us are tenants. I'll fight for universal rent control, affordable homes, and full funding for NYCHA.
Housing is a human right, not a commodity.
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Jun 9
I don’t think it’s fair to credit this all to Mamdani, when I’ve personally chosen to stop my random killings for unrelated reasons
Jun 5
New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history.
Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.
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Jun 9
They really just folded scrolls and shoved them inside an animal skin and tried to sell them to us again as “books”
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Jun 9
(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart)
Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others
(Turn to Pete)
Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time
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Jun 9
I don’t really know the difference between pro biotic and pre biotic . But this soda trusts that I do. And to be trusted by soda? That’s the warm home of family to a guy like me
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