a depressed shit show
Joined March 2009
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I took this cunt on a 6.5km walk and this old white man in a fancy Mercedes tried to play chicken with me, I won I'm not walking in a ditch (hit me I don't care) and then we get home and Suzie is acting like she hasn't been exercised in a week π€¦ββοΈ
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Maybe the most vegan sausage rolls ever? Cook potato, broccoli, green peas, and cannellini beans in vegeta then mash with butter, nooch, chicken salt, pepper, dijon mustard, jarlic, onion and garlic powder, mixed herbs and oats - mix in reserved stock as needed.
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plants have feelings and I eat them retweeted
Jun 13
Say something critical about Israel and youβre likely to get fired, or sued, and have an endless smear campaign aimed at you by the Murdoch hate factory. Say some anti-Palestinian nonsense and no matter how stupid, you get a nice long puff profile.
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OMFG I think I accidentally just did the worst thing I've ever done to an animal, it's raining no it's flooding and I've gone out to lock the chickens up and the two little silkies were right at the back of the dog house, so I've pulled Dash out by her tail feathers and put her
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In the coop. Then I've gone to get Maggie and I need to point out It's dark and I'm almost blind. At first I couldn't reach her but I eventually grabbed her and I thought I was pulling her out by her tail feathers. No, it was her head feathers. OMG I've never felt worse.
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I don't think I hurt her, she didn't make any noise and we cuddled for a bit once we got into the coop because we were both in shock I think.
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RT @lunwi75: Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they didβ¦
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Why are so many men podiatrists? Anyway, I did adult things and took money out of my savings account, brought the dog a new bed and booked at a podiatry appointment.
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For only the third time ever a stranger correctly guessed Suzie is a girl π€
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If π don't π drug π myself π I π don't π sleep π what π the π fuck π is π up π with πthat? π
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plants have feelings and I eat them retweeted
If I EVER vote Labor again, may lightning strike me dead:
Juliet Lamont came home from being raped and tortured by a foreign military, and her own country ransacked her luggage, seized her phone and laptop, and told her she was under arrest unless she surrendered her passcodes.
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$6 vegan wine and the plot in you, this is what's currently keeping me alive.
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Honestly I thought I'd be in bed by now trying to go to sleep but I haven't even had dinner yet because I came home and sat in a dark quiet room. Now it's almost 9pm, oops. I've been on my phone most of that time so I should've been aware of the time but I am stupid.
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Going to a dumpling place and ordering a plate of streamed and fried veggie dumplings and seeing if I can eat all 30 would make me better in many ways and slightly sick in other ways.
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Hell yeah! All though that would be a mix of cat and dog hair.
Jun 9
podemos normalizar tener pelo de gato por toda la ropa, gracias
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Spent the morning doing a tour of the hanger because I've been an Essendon Men's member for 30 years because I'm fucking old. I took my youngest nephew with me, he was fucking stoked.
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People are mad at what Mitch Brown wore to the AFL hall of fame but Dustin Fletcher raised a white supremacist πββοΈ
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Penny Wong has sold Australians out over and over again because she is a Zionist and still the AJA hate her π€¦ββοΈ
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They could be getting rid of England but this is the shit they're doing or are they English people living in north of Ireland doing this?
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