“Dallas is basically Dubai… except the women have bigger hair and everyone is heavily armed.” 💀
I just heard someone describe Texas that way and I’m sorry, but as an outsider’s impression of America right now? That’s funny as hell.
We’ve got people from all over the world visiting the U.S. and doing the cultural equivalent of, “Wait… y’all actually live like this?”
Massive trucks. Giant highways. Air conditioning that could refrigerate meat. Church on Sunday, guns on Monday, and enough hairspray in parts of Texas to alter weather patterns.
And honestly? Sometimes it takes outsiders pointing things out for Americans to realize how absolutely bizarre parts of our culture look from the outside. 😂🇺🇸
“Dallas is Dubai with bigger hair and more firearms” might be the funniest accidental anthropology quote I’ve heard in a while. #BigDEnergy lol