I am here simply for the goofs and the gags. (59428325)
Joined October 2025
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It’s 1973, you’re in Saigon. You’ve been deployed for a while. You get drunk off soju in some bar and take a local that looked pretty at 2am. You’re hittin’ from behind and she turns around and gives you this look…
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A dad says Valve has “a customer for life” after the company sent him a free replacement Steam Deck case.
He reached out to Steam Support after his baby threw up on the original case and asked if he could buy a new one.
Instead, Valve told him they had already ordered a replacement and would send it free of charge.
“Valve has a customer for life. I reached out asking if I could buy a replacement case after my newborn got sick all over mine, and they just sent one for free.”
“I know it’s a small thing, but this kind of customer service means a lot.”
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@elonmusk can you please just buy the public school system? And get that shit running properly?
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Protect this Kid at all costs - he should be ‘The One’.
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The video is AI-generated, with glitches including the flag changing from trans to rainbow colors and the child growing taller relative to the trash can. x.com/Antifaucist722… x.com/dansitami/stat…
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Crime will always happen, it's inevitable
Migrants/illegals aren't inevitable. That's why every crime committed by a migrant is an unforced error
The acceptable amount of migrant crime is 0% because there should be 0 migrants in western countries
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Jun 13
Name one jewish invention. I will start:
Pedophilia
Holocaust
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Imagine posting this... Maybe if you live in a city with strict gun laws, but I assure you, come to my town, and you'll be riddled with bullets of lead, and it'll just be sad for your family and no one else. Gofundme can't help you buy a new car and house homey.
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Jun 13
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I’m sure Ciri is great. But to deny that GERALT of RIVIA ISN’T BEST PROTAGONIST TO CARRY THE WITCHER SERIES FORWARD?!?!
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Ciri is the best protagonist to carry The Witcher franchise forward.
I can't imagine not wanting to play as her.
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Jun 13
Now that enough time has passed, hot take:
Evie’s design is far better than eve’s.
Besides eves insane body, evie oozes far more personality.
I have a feeling with evie the audience will connect with far more whereas eve was just for the gooners (nothing wrong with that).
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Jun 13
We were able to fight them off here. Hopefully we can continue to push this shit back.
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More than 75 planned data center projects in the U.S., worth about $130 billion, have been blocked or delayed in the first four months of 2026.
Communities across the political spectrum are pushing back because they worry about higher electricity bills, heavy water use, noise, and the impact on local infrastructure.
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Jun 11
No.
Today, tomorrow, always:
PROTECT TRANS KIDS.
ALT "Protect trans kids" written in the colors of the trans pride flag.
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Jun 12
“I may be a murderer but you were mean and that’s worse :(“
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Here's @Asmongold's first reaction to the trailer for my indie RPG - an absolutely mind blowing, life changing moment for me
I got 4k wishlists from 30 seconds of @Asmongold checking out my indie game.
I can't explain how HUGE it is for indie developers to get featured by big content creators. Viewers = Wishlist = Sales.
If you're a content creator, big or small, please continue featuring indie games, it can be huge for us!
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