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Fergus Greene @FergGreene
Joined October 2012
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Have you ever had to change pants and thought it’d be quicker to do it with your shoes still on but your pants get caught on your shoes and it ends up taking 5 times longer than if you simply just took your shoes off? Nah me neither....
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It’s an unspoken rule that when you buy a roast chook from the supermarket, that you must eat at least 1/6th of it while taking it apart
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Just got in my Uber and he told straight up when he started, what am I meant to ask now?
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Remember when you were really young, and you used to find a coin made in that year and how excited you got... Yeah I still get that
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As soon as I start studying I immediately find anything else distracting, like I should be writing an essay but instead I’m on the edge of my seat watching Antiques Roadshow seeing how much an old bowl is
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If your footy club doesn’t have one of these bikes, is it really a country footy club?
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The only time you get a knot in your shoelaces is when you are in the biggest rush of your life
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Is it just me or is the only time I need to itch something when both my hands are full
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Watching a good tv show is like eating a pizza, at the end of the day you’re gonna find a way to finish it
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Is it just me or do milkshakes automatically become better in these cups?
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When using an automatic car wash and you have that second of panic thinking about whether you shut all the windows properly
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When you put on pants you haven’t worn in ages and there’s money in the pockets- is there any better feeling?
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The most awkward times in your life is when you're standing there thinking what to do while everyone is singing happy birthday to you
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Golden rule for eating at a restaurant: if you have to play Tetris with your food to get it in your mouth, the piece is too big
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Is survivor just a wildlife version of the bachelor- People doing whatever it takes to make sure they hang around?
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Ever walk through a shopping centre and hear a kid scream but no matter where you go you never see the kid and the volume never changes
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Having to use a different name when you order cause people don't know what a Fergus is
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You don't realise how good things are until they are gone, like mum's spag bol
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Standing on a crowded train is the equivalent of a baby in the womb, it's uncomfortable, it's boring and you just want to start kicking
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When you have a blocked nose and you think about all the times you didn't have a blocked nose and took it for granted
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