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"I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall"
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The ACT Apricot Xen (1985)
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Just finished the beer garden for the world cup.
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Very educational indeed ... π π
These all tell a different story about the cleavage
The first one on the left are boobs that are pushed together as if theyβre in a push up bra, but they are probably not as big as they seem.
The middle one are boobs at rest/sagging, the bra is not supporting them and they are just laying flat on the surface of the chest.
The last one on the right are larger boobs that are being supported by a bra but itβs not necessarily pushing them together. Just holding them comfortably.
I hope Iβve explained myself clearly, thank you.
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A photographer was tragically crushed when a massive block of cheddar fell on him.
In fairness, the people he was photographing tried to warn him.
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This is an original 1960βs jukebox.
Is anyone else getting droid vibes from its design?
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This is the kind of headline you see in the opening montage of a disaster movie.
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Jun 12
Kate Bush (1978) by Gered Mankowitz
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Thirty years apart, Salma Hayek still looks good posing with a snake
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Jun 12
Welt im Bierglas*
*(Kontinentaldrift noch in vollem Gang, mein Bier hinkte etwas zurΓΌck)
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A midweek threesome
ALT 21.00 FILM: THE ROCK Nicolas Cage thriller that is not as good as its sequel but better than the third film in the series. 23.05 FILM: THE PAPER Nicolas Cage thriller sequel that is better than the original but not as good as the third film in the series. 01.55 FILM: THE SCISSORS Final in a trilogy of Nicolas Cage thrillers that is inferior to the original but better than the film that directly precedes it.
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Jun 9
When a biker flies past your window, then you hear the sirens.
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