A Town End full of sombreros, beach balls and inflatables, launched on to the pitch.
With some bog roll and ticker tape for added effect.
Players go on holiday every year from March onwards.
Time we let them know it.
If you've ever fancied owning a pet hen, now is the chance for a clucking good deal.
British Hen Welfare Trust is looking for a people to come forward and offer the retiring hens a place to live. 🐔
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The far-right are having the most GLORIOUS meltdown as we speak.
Bleating on about "secratarian voting" - which is hilarious because a majority Muslim community just voted for a blonde "woke" woman and a gay Jewish man.
Young people in the UK have had a traditional rightwing government pretty much their whole lives. The last couple of years they've had an ex centre-left party doing pretty much the same as the rightwing one.
Not surprised they don't think more right wingers are the answer.
Eric Morecame just ain't funny.
Heathrow makes no noise.
Edward Heath & Leon Brittan never fucked young boys.
White is actually black.
Black is actually white.
So let Prince Andrew tuck your children into bed at night.