Seatholder of the BucketShop Futures Exchange

Joined December 2019
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
May 18
AHHHH THE MARKET SCARES ME I'VE GOT PAPER HANDS I'M GONNA SELL I'M GAY AHHHH
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My friends build cool shit. Congrats Stowe!
so, today was a good trading day, but it was an even better day for the thing i built because it worked! last i'll tease about this thing for now, gotta beat it to death with refinement for a few weeks.
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to call this the greatest piece of prediction market content created to date.
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Affiliate babble if I’ve ever seen it….
topstep just lowered their payout caps by 60% and everyone's switching to lucid/tradeify here's why I'm NOT leaving topstep - and what most traders are missing (thread)
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
From early Nirvana to Phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. blockclubchi.co/4t6zW7R
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Bill is talking checkers and Trump is playing chess.
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Trading profitably isn’t a beauty contest.
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Never seen a bucket shop get more over their skis than TS.
16 Dec 2025
If this were happening at another prop firm, you can guarantee coaches and other Topstep employees would be trashing that firm nonstop. When it happens under their own roof, they suddenly look the other way and gaslight you.
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough Just remember no one cares
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Ok guys, it's safe to flip your bias now.
Nancy Pelosi is hedging her portfolio and has just purchased over 12,000x $SPY 647 puts for 1/16exp, over $5,300,000 in premium
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
16 Nov 2025
met an ex-institutional trader when I was in Switzerland, clearing $300K/month trading his own capital made me feel broke af he was legit emotionless zero reaction to anything showed me his accounts mid-drawdown like he was checking the weather takes his trades like a fucking machine he taught me something that changed everything about how I trade: we were looking at the charts and I told him I blew a $50K prop account on a strategy that stopped working. I was analyzing what went wrong with the system he fucking laughed at me and said: "You're confused why your strategy failed? The strategy is irrelevant. But understanding what the MARKET conditions are....You think banks have 1 strategy they run all year long?" then he entered a trade without even looking stressed that hit me different you mfs are too attached to strategies. you're "backtesting" systems. you're "optimizing" indicators. you're "tweaking" entry rules. complaining about how the market is bad. not realizing markets always move the same. in cycles. meanwhile killers just read what the market is actually doing. how it behaves. they know how to READ the market. then build whatever strategy fits that. they aren't worried about a "strategy" because they have multiple. old me would've been questioning my entire approach. analyzing the strategy for weeks. probably would've switched to something completely different new me looked at what the MARKET was doing during those losses. saw volume wasn't there. my strategy needs volume. market changed. I adapted. your attachment to one strategy is making you easy to liquidate learn to read the market or stay broke Here's what that mf taught me: strategies are just tools market movement is the truth If you can read what the market is ACTUALLY doing: trending ranging high volatility low volatility seek and destroy directional then you can build ANY strategy around it most mfs do it backwards: they find a strategy (ICT, SMC, whatever) then try to force it on every market condition then blow up when the market changes you think institutions have one strategy? killers do it different they read the market FIRST see it's ranging? build a range strategy see it's trending? build a trend strategy see it's choppy? don't fucking trade the strategy adapts to the market not the other way around you should run multiple completely different strategies depending on what the market is doing same trader different strategies all based on reading market STATE first meanwhile you're trying to make ONE strategy work in ALL conditions that's why you're broke I watched him switch strategies mid-week Monday-Tuesday: market trending, he's trading breakouts Wednesday: volatility dies, he completely stops Thursday-Friday: range forms, he's fading extremes zero attachment to any method pure adaptation to market movement meanwhile you're still trying to make your "strategy" work your problem isn't your strategy It's that you can't read what the market is doing learn to ADAPT to the market first build strategies second or keep doing it backwards and stay broke
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
14 Nov 2025
The time has come. My personal playbook is out, and most importantly, it is FREE on @paint_the_tape. Making this as cohesive as possible was quite difficult. You'll come to find that my personal strategy pulls from many different inputs (orderflow x price action hybrid), and all of it is implemented in a completely fractal way. I've literally melted my entire brain down along with every ounce of alpha that I have and reconstructed it from the ground up to make this playbook for y'all. More to come. For now, I hope that this provides the trading community something of value. Thank you all for your follows, likes and support. HAGW. paintingthetape.net/xyzeeepl…
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
LISTEN !!!!! THERE IS NO SPECIAL DISCORD, NO SPECIAL MENTOR, NO MAGIC PDF, NO SECRET MODEL, NO SPECIAL FRAMEWORK THAT IS GOING TO MYSTERIOUSLY TURN YOU CONSISTENTLY PROFITABLE !!!!! LOCK IN, STAY DISCIPLINED, TAKE YOUR L'S ON THE CHIN, STAY HUMBLE AND STOP DOING DUMB SHIT !!!!!
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Honest question: Why do the old school scalper types truly believe TT is soooooooo much better than Sierra? Have they ever even used SC?
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A bajillion rupees, it’s so easy guys!
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
Can't stick to a diet but you think you'll stick with your stop loss level. Your lack of self control shows up everywhere. Trading just puts a monetary cost on your weaknesses. Control your life first, then control your trades.
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More of this guys 👇
14 Oct 2025
Can I give you a hug
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
longs liquidated: “make sure to check in on your friends and do what you can to pick everyone up the next few days. it’s brutal out there, be kind and look out for each other” shorts liquidated: “get fucked you worthless losers, I hope your family starves”
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FigJam (Bucket/Shop) retweeted
Some guy crying bout how he lost $62M yesterday. If you have that much money and dont understand basic risk management you deserved it. Mfs acting like they just got blasted in a trench in WW2. Like no you had a choice and your choice was to full port leverage long the world's riskiest asset class.
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