Story Engineer | Good Street Media. Theres a code amongst guys who shook Sinatra's hand.
Joined March 2009
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22 Mar 2023
This is my most overused edit: the Oceans 11 cut.
I use it to structure the first act in narrative, music videos, motion graphics and corporate promotional videos. The Oceans 11 cut is all about pace. Fast, slow, punch.
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I don’t know why people don’t want to see the Mandaloroan movie but if you’re anything like me, it’s because you don’t know of any stakes.
Why do I need to see this?
What question to I need to have answers to?
I’ll see it eventually when I’m bored but I don’t feel the need.
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6 Mar 2025
The lighting from the Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet looked so glowy and beautiful?! I think I know why! It's because they used a style of lighting that I've NEVER SEEN ANY OTHER RED CARPET USE! 🧵
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Feb 14
“AI wiLL RePlAcE eVeRy WhItE cOllAr JoB”
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“CEO of Hot Pockets ™ says that ‘most, if not all’ meals will be fully replaced with Hot Pockets ™ within the next 12 to 18 months”
Feb 12
Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months
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Feb 3
So much of the AI hype is propped up by companies paying people to be “excited” about it.
Feb 3
Really concerning behavior from @elevenlabs, feels like they’re trying to dodge disclosures here.
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Jan 11
I’m telling you, we’re about to see a huge boost in all things human. Go make something.
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AI guys are like we can’t use it to cure cancer but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad
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Jan 4
Suggestion for Mr beast episode:
“I locked 5 people in a grocery store to see if they could eat everything in it within a year”.
@MrBeast
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28 Dec 2025
The current state of affairs ~
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23 Dec 2025
Same big adventures with an adorable twist.
Step behind the scenes of these reimagined iconic Star Wars moments when you watch Star Wars Minis. strw.rs/6005CXAYR
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23 Dec 2025
That screenshot is *chef's kiss*.
23 Dec 2025
"battle tested code"
"without a clear benefit to the end user"
meanwhile in Microsoftland
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23 Dec 2025
“CEOs make that much money because of how many jobs they create!”
Also CEOs:
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22 Dec 2025
Porsche’s new holiday commercial 🚙
• Made by Parallel Studio
• Blends hand-drawn art with 3D animation
• uses 'absolutely no AI'
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20 Dec 2025
The AI backlash is now bigger than the hype.
The more people are forced to use GenAI, the more we realise it steals our writing & images to spit out mashed-up, flaw-ridden, factually incorrect slop.
2026: the year the slop companies are rejected & their lies are taken to court
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