Grad Student | Reserve Military Officer | Markets and politics dilettante
Joined May 2020
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Oil limit down tomorrow. Inflation concerns eviscerated. Fed now expected to cut rates by end of year
Bears in shambles
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Jun 13
“You knew the first trillionaire?”
“I didn’t say I knew him. I said he replied ‘Wow!’ on my post once.”
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Jun 12
What is the psychology behind hating retards like this, but at the same time watching and enjoying clips like this every chance I get
Jun 11
2am - Haiti vs Scotland
5am - Australia vs Turkey
6pm - Germany vs Curacao
9pm - Netherlands vs Japan
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18 Dec 2011
You are only suppose to have a good time
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Jun 5
The best trader I know went broke four times and killed himself.
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Ideal day in the life of a Hyrox athlete:
- wake up at 6am
- cold shower with imagine dragons blasting
- breakfast: gel packs and pedialyte
- compete in Hyrox, place 85th in age group
- film tik tok in parking lot with racially ambiguous friends
- go home and bang gay lover
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me trying to listen to my boss talk about some bullshit on teams while my port’s getting nuked
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Jun 3
Sold June 18 MU calls two weeks ago for ~45% gain or like $9K. Today they would be sitting at a ~278% gain or like $55K
Need rope
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how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:
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Jun 3
am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.
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Jun 2
Logging onto Instagram and just seeing like one hundred of the finest women I’ve ever seen on my FYP is the most soul crushing thing I swear
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