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the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist

theoretical particle physics & phenomenology || don't sleep through dreams that can come true

Joined February 2021
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the finite physicist@FinitePhysicist
20 Dec 2021
Physics Q&A: Ask me your questions about physics and I will respond in a way that seems correct on the surface but is actually fundamentally misleading!
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new theory: tenna is the knight
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this is him just molting his shell
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This is my last tweet here. Now that the bit is up and the joke is over, I should finally reveal who I was. My name is Radha (@rmastand), a particle physicist at Berkeley. I enjoy hard-sphere scattering both in and out of the lab! Was fun! Follow me on blue sky.
Pic of me holding my smiley face!

ALT Pic of me holding my smiley face!

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I'm done being balanced. from now on it's 100% yin for me. "inside one there are seeds of the other" not within me, I'm locked in.
The yin half

ALT The yin half

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I bet Kevin Greif (@greif_kevin) $100 in 2024 USD that by 2075 we will know to 5 sigma that dark matter is at least 10% qcd axion
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STATISTICS FACT: the election outcomes are 50-50. since there are two outcomes so they each have a 50% chance of happening.
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just saw some crazy guy jump into the river in Paris, he's inseine
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checking to see if ***** **** ********** reads all my tweets
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handing out FACTOR meals for Halloween instead of candy
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what does it mean when somebody says they work a 925. what is a 925.
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please be patient, this is my first life im still learning
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we should bring back physicists wearing capes
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i love wearing merch from universities I've never attended. wouldn't be caught dead wearing merch from my actual university.
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"Wanted to look important" my guy that's John Preskill he's already important
Steve Flammia@S_Flammia
24 Oct 2024
It's sad when people falsely pad their google scholar page by adding papers written by other people. I guess this researcher just wanted to look important?
Community note
Preskill wrote the foreword to the Feynman lectures, which is why Google Scholar automatically linked him as an author. taylorfrancis.com/books/mono/10.…
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Is it bad practice to have "Look upon my words, ye me mighty, and despair" at the very top of my CV
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they're gonna make a BobbyBroccoli video about me one day
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except good
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what is a cover letter
Cari Cesarotti@caridoesphysics
21 Oct 2024
what is a cover letter but a distillation of your research statement which is a short summary of all your papers which is a small fraction of how you actually spend your day thinking about research
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In 1500 years "neglect the CMB" will become the new "neglect air resistance"
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me talking to my PhD advisor:
intercogg.
@danghentschel
1 Apr 2024
Take “I’m sorry” out of your vocabulary. And replace it with... “You’re welcome.” You're welcome I made that mistake. Mistakes help me learn, change, and grow. That ultimately benefits YOU, and the lives of everyone else around me.
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