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PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
Nobody! Two weeks in a row with no Perry Mason connection.
Perry Mason had no idle hands in his courtroom.
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Can’t post too much with you jokers tonight.
Technical Difficulties!
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The horror of the climax is undermined by the fact that the monster looks like Thog.]
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If this was the Twilight Zone, the supposed day of his death would arrive and ironically everyone in the world would drop dead, but he remains alive. And then Rod Serling would say something, and he'd turn out to be a robot or something.
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It's D-Day, and here's a @MeTV angle.
James Doohan of Star Trek was among the many soldiers who landed on the beach that day. He lost a finger on his right hand to machine gun fire. They avoided showing that on the show. But it's visible in the tribbles episode.
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The pocket hose is bulletproof!
That's for people who live in a dangerous neighborhood but still want to water their lawn.
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By the way, we watched a movie called "Critical Mass". A Die Hard ripoff about terrorists taking over a nuclear plant. Stars Treat Williams and Lori Laughlin.
See it if you want to see Aunt Becky from Full House mow down the head terrorist with an assault rifle.
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PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
Nothing to Report. As usual, we are reminded that British people steered well clear of Perry Mason. Maybe it was Paul Drake's insistence on drinking his beer cold.
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Portentous Opening Narration! We approve.
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"Carol! Thank God you're all right! But you're grounded for a year and no bracelets for the rest of your life!"
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"Oh no! Not only did the electricity not kill the spider, it cured its bipolar disorder!"
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Last movie we saw at a drive in was Shazam in 2019. The local senior center rented a van and we all went. #svengoolie
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"Those kids have a lot of sense" he says?
Except for Carol's insane obsession with bracelets!!!
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Are those ads for "Scary Movie" during #Svengoolie convincing you to see it?
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Carol! In all seriousness! It's just a bracelet!
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None of these movies attempts to follow the advice of the nursery rhyme and have them create rain to wash the spider out.
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