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Joined August 2019
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This time it seems the opposite happened.
Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!
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Jeg tror mange damer går rundt og tror at vi egentlig vil grine like mye som dem, men at vi bare er bedre til å holde det inne..
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Det er en viss ironi i at informasjon skal gjennom en kommisjon ledet av Grete Faremo, som selv har sluppet unna etterforskning for uren trav med en halv milliard bistandskroner.
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Takk Øystein Olsen!
It's still surprising to me why Norway, being so rich, expands its money supply at this rate. Switzerland doesn't, and the exchange rate in the last 10 years reflects that. $NOK $CHF
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"Least" is carrying a lot of weight. 1200m bbls is 3.3 mbpd over a year. We don't just flip a switch to make those kind of amounts. Let alone, even if this thing ends today we are probably looking at an additional 500m bbls lost before back to normal.
Oil market 1.2 billion barrels in the hole from Hormuz, oil market will need at least a year to rebalance - CEO Shell #oott
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USDJPY 160.420. It's hammer time.
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I would have never imagined a world where Iran bombs US (by proxy), and the US response is "Can we talk?".
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Replying to @FmrRepMTG
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Todays office. Barnacles removed.
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På Statoil Mongstad er problemet med å maxe produksjon av diesel og flybensin (som vi har underskudd av), at de sitter igjen med bensin som ingen trenger.
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Ukraina snudde hele krigen ved å kopiere oppskriften til Iran.
Our long-range sanctions carried out by the warriors of the Security Service of Ukraine, the Unmanned Systems Forces, the Special Operations Forces, the Defense Intelligence of Ukraine, and the State Border Guard Service of Ukraine have yielded good results. Important facilities on Russian territory were hit last night. Among them was the Petersburg Oil Terminal. The distance from Ukraine’s state border to this facility of Russia’s oil industry, which serves the war, is about 1,100 kilometers. Purely military targets at the Kronstadt base were also hit. Another target was an enterprise in the Tambov region involved in the production of Russian weapons. The distance from the frontline is almost 600 kilometers. I thank our warriors for their precision. Ukraine’s plan for long-range sanctions is being implemented exactly as needed to bring peace closer. Glory to Ukraine!
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La meg gjette.. tiltak om alt annet enn å la fri lønnsdannelse fikse problemet,
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Funny looking back to June 2025, when oil was $60 and Goldman predicted it would be $110 if strait traffic drop by 50% for ONE month.
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Also funny looking back on what they said in April, their adverse scenario was 10 weeks, and now we are 13 weeks in. No idea about scarring though.
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Then they capitulated in end of April (narrative follows price), whereby they assumed flows would recover within two months i.e. end of June. One month later, we are now once again in their adverse scenario a month ago.
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Tenk om Norge, som i bakrus etter Rød-Larsens Oslo-avtale har brukt milliarder på å markedsføre seg som "fredsnasjon", kunne vært megler da krigen brøt ut, i stedet for å bryte doktrinen om å ikke sende våpen til parter i krig.
Europe should have a seat at the table in any talks on ending the Russia-Ukraine war, Norway’s Foreign Minister Espen Barth Eide told POLITICO. But don’t call them a “mediator.” politico.eu/article/europe-r…
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Also kind of funny. Indians say fuck you to US sanctions on Russian oil. US then issue waivers.
So, a ~week after Chinese gov told companies to disregard US sanctions, US admin now removes them.
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Så, oppsidecaset i $AKER er IPO av nscale på ~280 BNOK og AKERs andel er da verdt ~75% av eksisterende MCAP. Hvem skulle trodd at AKER eide et nytt AKER.
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$CMBT handler nå på ~3x P/E gitt run rate Q1 EPS. En litt bortgjemt shippingjuvel med eksponering til både tank og bulk. Bare sinnsykt teit navn - CMB TECH.
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Og dagen derpå oppdaterte targets. $CMBT
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Og sistemann. $CMBT
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