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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
This is not the Twitter account for First East Buses. This is a parody.
Joined June 2011
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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
13 Dec 2011
Union rep just left in floods of tears. Dave came out five minutes later, grinning and cracking his knuckles. Jesus.
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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
13 Dec 2011
Dave negotiating drivers christmas bonuses with the union rep this morning. This never goes well.
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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
2 Dec 2011
Getting the bus home after work to start your weekend? Good luck with that, buddy....we are out of here.
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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
1 Dec 2011
The weird thing about that is that Timmy's choice is currently winning the vote. Love to see how Linda's going to sort THAT out.
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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
1 Dec 2011
Dave's voted for the Christmas party to be at Hooters as usual. Timmy voted for it, and I'm not kidding, to be "at Willy Wonka's factory".
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
1 Dec 2011
And by unrepeatable I mean 1/3 obscene, 1/3 illegible and 1/3 telling us to go f*** ourselves.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
1 Dec 2011
First day of December. We've asked all the drivers for their ideas about the Christmas party. Unrepeatable as usual.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
30 Nov 2011
@amydoherty_ I wish all hate tweets were as well punctuated as this.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
30 Nov 2011
@LisaaJLSAitkenn How about an apology tweet?
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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
30 Nov 2011
Replying to
@JanoStephanieTW
@StephanieTWx You can't put a price on education.
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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
30 Nov 2011
@AlicesInput It's like russian roulette, but with buses. Good luck x
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
30 Nov 2011
@magsdoyle8485 Thanks. We try. Not hard, but we definitely don't actively NOT try....and that's what counts.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
30 Nov 2011
@MrCrayonBomb @tobyward14 Well, now that it's official we can breathe a sigh of relief.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
30 Nov 2011
Replying to
@bahnaeynah
@KittyCattyLulu Oh come on, we're no way as bad as them. Have you seen those Lewis Hamilton Santander adverts? They're shit.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
31 Oct 2011
Weird thing is, we cancelled the nightbus years ago. They're still more than happy to hop in the back of Dave's minivan.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
31 Oct 2011
Halloween party tonight! Beers at work with the drivers (standard), then hit the student nights offering free nightbus tickets to hotties.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
24 Oct 2011
IT manager Nigel is in for a review. Apparently we don't tweet about buses enough. Weirdly, they don't really come up in conversation.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
21 Oct 2011
Linda's just given us a preview of her Halloween outfit. Fair play to her, her armpit hair alone scared the absolute sh*t out of me.
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First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
20 Oct 2011
Plans underway for office Halloween party. Every year we lock Timmy in the office & kick the door until he cries. We do have a bloody laugh.
First Buses East
@FirstBusesEast
13 Sep 2011
@ellenrosemariex We're busy people. We do have lives to lead you know!
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