step mom to 1, adoptive mom to 2, foster mom to 3. overtired hilarity ensues.
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12 Dec 2018
I'm a #momoffive amd recent #sahm who needs to get off my phone and start actually living my life! Choose me @vitaminwater
#nophoneforayear #contest
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24 Oct 2018
I don't get girls clothes.
On the left- my 15 month old's size 12 month shorts.
One the right- my 5 year old's size 5t shorts.
Tell me why they look the same? #TheyreFiveYearsApartShouldntTheirClothesBeDifferentSizes #girl #clothes #oshkosh #jordache #momlife #letthembelittle
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22 Jul 2018
16 Jun 2018
On our way to the last swim meet:
5yo: you could just say meet
4yo: or you could say rainbow unicorn whatever
#swimming #swimteam #swimmom #unicornsgowitheverything
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11 Jun 2018
4yo: donuts will make my tummy ache feel better.
Me: is that how donuts work?
5yo: that's what chocolate ones do
#thatsafact #donutday #momlife #kidlogic
11 Jun 2018
When your 3yo randomly tells you, "I not poopy" it is 100% certain that he is in fact poopy.
#parenting #pottytrainingfail #boymom #momlife
5 Feb 2018
I have 4 more kids to get to sleep before #ThisIsUs starts!
Better be a long second half of #SBLII
#IDontCareWhoWinsIOnlyCareHowJackDies
5 Feb 2018
My 5yo just threatened to fire me..
I must be doing something right
#youpromise? #momlife #timeout #momofboys
17 Jan 2018
I can't even tell you how many times today I have yelled- "just put some underwear on!"
#houstonsnow #snowday #backtoschooltomorrow #momlife #5under6
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26 Dec 2017
I'm going to draw you again mommy. See I draw a big ol stomach! -5yo
#Diet #dietstartstomorrow #toomanycookies #momlife #NewYearsResolution
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3 Dec 2017
5yo: I've been looking for something all week.
Me: what's that?
5yo: a girlfriend!
#tooyoungtodate #lawdhelpusnow #boymom
2 Dec 2017
My 4yo just demanded a chip sandwich.
Is this the new breakfast of champions? Seems about right.
#atleasttheyrecornshipssoits avegetable #momlife
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8 Oct 2017
I don't need any spinach. I already have strong muscles. -4yo
#kidlogic #cantarguewiththat
24 Sep 2017
Don't put bread on your penis
-a new household rule.
Being a #boymom may be the death of me yet
#boyswillbeboys #familyrule #momlife
15 Aug 2017
3yo is taunting 4yo by repeatedly asking him, "are you dead?" So young to be playing such mind games!
#OneDayShellRuleTheWorld #siblinglove
15 Aug 2017
If you don't know the words, just dance with your head. -singing advice from my 4yo
#goodadvice #momlife #dancelikenobodyiswatching
don't mess with mama retweeted
12 Aug 2017
My parenting style is best described as, "I've mostly given up."
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7 Aug 2017
Thank you @Target 4 celebrating all families! Cant wait to put this adorbs shirt on my foster-to-adopted daughter!
#LoveMakesAFamily
6 Aug 2017
3yo wants a rainbow and a unicorn for her birthday. Here's to learning life is full of disappointments.
#HappyBirthday #momlife #DreamBig
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30 Jul 2017
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