Argued with a man today who tried to say there’s a wage gap because women don’t do “important” jobs like men do, such as “building skyscrapers or repairing roads”. Does this man build skyscrapers or repair roads?? No, he does the most important job of all time…stand up comedy

The “device” in Disclosure Day looked like a piece of selenite that someone bought at House of Intuition and spray painted grey

I think Disclosure Day is a film that proves having one billion dollars breaks your brain

Well, my car broke down and three men helped me. Proof that I’ve still got it!!!

I can say one positive thing about Disclosure Day: Josh O’Connor looked really good

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

He simply contains multitudes

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

BIG NEWS: I think I may have located my doppelgänger, and my ex is dating her

Backrooms but it’s the Citadel Mall in Colorado Springs, Colorado. If you know, you know.

If I reference “The Quiet Woman,” and you have no idea what I’m talking about, you are not my peer!!!

Sigh….how many of these are they going to make?

Love a pile of detritus

Posts like these are why I’m never, ever getting off of this app

Angelenos after trying and failing to get tickets to The Odyssey in IMAX 70 mm

he looks like if a lion cub made a wish to be a 50yo white man

I ordered frozen shrimp and Amazon Fresh brought me frozen peas. That’s what I get for indulging a technocrat!!!

This is still my favourite letterboxd review of all time

A restaurant mistakenly forgot to charge me for an oat milk latte. And in this economy, no, I will not be reporting that error!!

someone wit this pfp just dm'd me on instagram