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Mar 5
2026 Ladder prediction, because why not - come back in September and laugh at me.
1. Brisbane
2. Geelong
3. Fremantle
4. Hawthorn
5. Sydney
6. Giants
7. Bulldogs
8. Saints
9. Suns
10. Pies
11. Crows
12. Port
13. Melbourne
14. Carlton
15. Essendon
16 North
17. Richmond
18. WCE
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i can't believe i suffered through so many years without shai bolton on my football team
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Hitting the post should be extra points cos its harder. If that was worth 9 points wed be fuckin dominating.
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With that Murphy Reid goal, the Dockers now have nine players who have kicked 10 or more goals this season.
Most dynamic forward line we've seen in a long time
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That was a clusterfuck of handling from both teams until Dogga got it. Is the ball coated in butter??
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I dunno how many years now we've opened with Hells Bells, but every time I hear that "gong" i still think For whom the bell tolls until the guitar starts...
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Thursday night games should never be in Perth. Fuckin stupid. 6.10 sucks for West side. 8.10 sucks for East side. Who is this for??
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Americans never beating the "we're all dumb as fuck" allegations.
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Man that sucks, I literally just finished it last night. Definitely deserves a second season.
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yeah no shit, know when someone was in attendance? Yesterday.
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I love that Australia post is never delayed, they just change the estimated delivery date and go "yep its still on time."
Baller move.
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Jun 17
I love that Australia post is never delayed, they just change the estimated delivery date and go "yep its still on time."
Baller move.
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"We know up until 4pm we said itd be delivered today, but actually the 4.15 update is that we accidentally sent it halfway to Adelaide today instead.
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Jun 16
As #MidweekTackle panellist @RalphyHeraldSun reported on Tuesday night, the Bulldogs are "red-hot" on the idea of playing for premiership points in India 👀
And unsurprisingly, the opportunity for growth is out of this world 🌍
FULL STORY >> bit.ly/44b8hrj
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Jun 15
IT guy running a black market "we can unblock sbs on demand for the duration of the world cup in exchange for snacks and coffee" and honestly I respect the hustle.
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IT IS ON 🇦🇺🇹🇷
Turkiye captain Hakan Calhanoglu says his team will DOMINATE the Socceroos in their World Cup opener.
Huge words ahead of his nation's first match on this stage in 24 years.
More: football360.com.au/turkiye-s…
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Counting or not counting gang violence
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