While I am also a Canadian, I am NOT the comedian, but I do enjoy his work.

Joined June 2010
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Thereโ€™s a team worse than us ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ at set pieces, and itโ€™s our CONCACAF brothers ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น
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Sir Rod DOESNโ€™T look impressed. Think he knew a commercial, erm I mean โ€œhydrationโ€ break was coming!
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Erm, Mr commentator, Iโ€™m not so sure Scotland and Haiti are all that interested in the Switzerland v Qatar result let alone raise an eyebrow about it. Theyโ€™re not in group B. ๐Ÿค”
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Oh crap. Soccer Canada canโ€™t make these kind of incentive offers to our players to be the hero Thursday! Guess the lads will just have to do it for love of country! @footy_prime @Footy_Prime_SC
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Qatar's Public Investment Fund has announced that Boualem Khoukhi will receive $3M and the latest Rolls-Royce Phantom worth $550,000 after scoring the equalizer against Switzerland today at the World Cup. ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ It was only the second goal Qatar has ever scored in the tournament. โšฝ
Community note
Qatar's sovereign wealth fund is the Qatar Investment Authority, not a "Public Investment Fund," and no such reward announcement exists. qia.qa/en/about/pagesโ€ฆ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar_Invโ€ฆ
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Group B is beginning to feel like the Group of Missed Chances. (He says after 1 1/2 games played in it ๐Ÿ˜›)
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โ€œFuck it. Weโ€™re Canada. Letโ€™s go!โ€ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธ
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Iโ€™ve sworn up and down against half and half scarves my whole life, but got swept up in the occasion yesterday and purchased this keepsake ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ†
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I am loving this whole story! Enjoy the match!!!
Lads, IT HAPPENED!! The Divine @hjmcd20 has treated me to a ticket for Scotand v. Morocco on 6/19. This American is seeing his first ever football match a the World Fookin' Cup! The Scottish Army is real, and they don't come to play! I mean they do, but you get it.
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So these reports that Paraguay are a decent team were as overblown as the reports BMO Field was going to be heavily Bosnian then? ๐Ÿค”
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I have made it home, dehydrated, no voice left, and a little less disappointed the lads didnโ€™t get all 3 points, draw doesnโ€™t kill us. There was a roof above our seats, until Cyle fired the ball home, then it got blown off the place!! Over to you Vancouver!! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ†
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The Thompson Boys have made it to the World Cup!! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ƒ @footy_prime @Footy_Prime_SC
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Even the shoes are red and white!! Here we go baby!!!! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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Itโ€™s finally here! Iโ€™ve been waiting for this day since 1986! The World Cup being played in my home country! โ€œFuck it. Weโ€™re Canada. Letโ€™s go!โ€ -Alistair Johnston ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธ
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UEFA making easy points off of FIFA ineptitude. Again. First the guaranteed lower ticket prices for the next Euros, and now this. ๐Ÿ˜‚ @footy_prime @Footy_Prime_SC
BREAKING: UEFA have announced Somali referee Omar Artan will take charge of the 2026 Super Cup Final between Aston Villa and PSG in Salzburg.
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Only @craigforrest1, the Man, the myth, the Legend and 2000 Gold Cup hero, days to go until ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ kicks off its World Cup campaign and I get to watch it live and in person!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ†
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Hard. Pass. Sponsor or no sponsor Iโ€™ll be giving this one a miss. Sorry serious Bruno, even you canโ€™t sell me on it. ๐Ÿ‘Ž
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โ€œFuck it, weโ€™re Canada!โ€ Only Alistair Johnston days away from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ opening match! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ†
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For context, and the full quote (I forgot the letโ€™s go!) @footy_prime
"Fuck it. We're Canada. Let's go." Alistair Johnston x Footy Prime. Tomorrow. 10AM ET. #CanMNT | โ–ถ๏ธ youtube.com/footyprime
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