Importer/Exporter - Vandalay Industries

Joined June 2009
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Art Vandalay retweeted
The Knicks are actually a very likeable team. It just stinks their fans that I can’t stand.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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#MaternalInstinct on Netflix is gonna be the most talked about show in the country by mid next week
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There’s only been 3 teams to go up 2-0 on the road in NBA history??
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It’s weird but these same new Yorkers that i dont mind at all and am almost rooting for are the same scumbag losers I hate in every other sport
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Chargers having better odds than the Pats to win the AFC is laughable
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Is Jalen Brunson an all time clutch player?
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Is there a more one sided rivalry than wemby v chet
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This WCF series kinda sucks. Despite the series being tied 2-2, other than the game 1 there hasn’t been a competitive one. 🥱
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Searched “Celtics” looking for this comp. PTSD watching that game
Replying to @iinangelo
They pulled at 25’ Celtics impersonation
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I see what Howie is doing. This and the rams report are coming from the eagles. Trying to drive the price up. NOT GONNA WORK. Wouldn’t be surprised if howie hired that Sedona photographer. Respect the effort but pats getting him for ‘28 first at best
🚨BREAKING: A.J. Brown Still Headed to Patriots, Not Jaguars Per @EliotShorrParks: The star WR remains on track to be traded to New England, not Jacksonville. #Patriots #NEPats
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Art Vandalay retweeted
🚨BREAKING: A.J. Brown Still Headed to Patriots, Not Jaguars Per @EliotShorrParks: The star WR remains on track to be traded to New England, not Jacksonville. #Patriots #NEPats
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Wait this Cavs game isn’t over
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Crazy how scared the Thunder on to let Chet guard Wemby
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I don’t see how the Thunder win this series if J Will and Caruso are their Wemby matchups
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Caruso is a DOG. Guy would make a great Patriot.
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This spurs thunder crunch time basketball is so refreshing and such a better watch than the Celtics spray and pray 3 pt contest style. Imagine a coach that actually draws up end of game in bound plays designed to get to the hoop. What a concept

ALT Cosmo Kramer Mind Blown GIF

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Reggie really been waiting all playoffs to unleash “he was on him like Invisalign on a crooked set of teeth”. A truly awful line. He better be getting a bag from Invisalign. @ReggieMillerTNT
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A interview with coach @Belichick_B on @PardonMyTake. Nothing better than those rare occasions where Bill lets the guard down in front of a mic
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Ive binged Man in the High Castle over the last couple months and boy did they fuck the 4th/final season. Killing off main characters off camera, introducing new characters no one cares about, completely writing off ones who they did. Thrones level fumble
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