Altered States of Comedy YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED

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That one crumb in the air fryer getting cooked for the 87th time
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How it feels to ride your bike
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Broooooo...
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Me the entirety of 2026 so far
you can go off the radar, get sober, move in silence, quit alcohol and even stop masturbation, yet still make zero progress in life.
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In Feng Shui, the fact that 80% of autistic people are bullied or used by 'friends' is because their mental layout is often an 'open Ming Tang (Bright Hall)'โ€”no scheming, no defenses, straightforward. This extremely pure 'Qi field' easily attracts 'Robbing Wealth Afflictions' (people who plunder under the guise of friendship) and 'Hidden Arrow Afflictions' (betrayals from behind) in complex social Feng Shui. The post's grim data reminds us: 'Water that is too clear has no fish; a layout too open invites thieves.' Autistic individuals don't need to change their inner 'pure water quality,' but they must build a 'Xuan Guan (Spiritual Screen)' at their social boundaries. This screen acts as a 'buffer and filter': making the turbid energy of 'scheming' and 'calculating' detour at the door, allowing only the 'vital Qi' (true friends) tested by time to enter the inner chamber. Remember: Your kindness is expensive; it must have Feng Shui 'edges' and 'thresholds.' Don't let just anyone march straight into your natal layout.
80% of autistic adults felt bullied or taken advantage of by someone they had thought was a friend.
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A vape ends the most painful condition known to man. They call them suicide headaches. One hit of DMT โ€” 3mg, not even enough to get you high โ€” kills an attack in seconds. It's a felony to carry.
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Every addiction is your nervous systemโ€™s attempt to avoid feeling pain from your childhood
Every addiction is an attempt to solve a problem.
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The Backrooms was the first movie Iโ€™ve seen in a theater in years and it was worth leaving my house for.
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Thank God I never actually joined a mystery religion. Seems like people that go too far into the occult get MK Ultra'd and turned into Eastern Orthodox Christians.
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This is biblical. A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years. Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin. She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.
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One of the best ways to tell that your consciousness has increased is that the outer world literally gets brighter Youโ€™re simply increasing your awareness of the beauty that is always there
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stoned to the point where i canโ€™t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting
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Most people don't know this, but Salvador Dalรญ built his entire career on tapping into his unconscious mind on purpose. Dalรญ's most famous trick was a micro-nap he called "slumber with a key." He'd sit in a heavy Spanish-style armchair, head tilted back against the leather, both arms hanging completely limp off the armrests, and in his left hand he'd hold a heavy metal key pinched lightly between his thumb and forefinger. Directly under that hand, on the floor, he'd place an upside-down plate. He'd then let himself drift into sleep. The instant he actually fell asleep, his muscles would go slack, the key would slip out of his fingers, hit the upside-down plate, and the clang would jolt him awake. The whole nap was meant to last less than a quarter of a second. He called that half-second window the "taut and invisible wire which separates sleeping from waking," and he'd immediately sketch the hallucinations he saw in that flash. The melting clocks, the elephants on stilts, the burning giraffes, a lot of that came straight out of those quarter-second naps. He picked the trick up from Capuchin monks and wrote it down as one of his "50 Secrets of Magic Craftsmanship."
Salvador Dali was a great example of this
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