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Florence @Florence
Joined March 2007
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Stephen Colbert
@StephenAtHome
21 Apr 2010
AH-OH-UH-EE-IH-OH-AHHH. sorry, just practicing my japanese
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Dan McNair@DanMcNair
7 Apr 2010
Justin Bieber annoys me more every day. Still, theres a lot to learn from his marketing strategy.
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Justin
@shitmydadsays
5 Apr 2010
"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."
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amanda🔫🔻@semperrgumby
5 Jan 2010
This mix is even better than the standalone pop songs it's made up of: http://bit.ly/5t0oxj I can't stop listening to it.

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Florence@Florence
8 Dec 2009
Yes, that last tweet was a LOT longer than I expected it to be.
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Florence@Florence
8 Dec 2009
...and you get a little shiver in your hand when you write your name in it, and the first to-dos of your new book, somehow neat and small.
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Florence@Florence
8 Dec 2009
...and you think about all the thoughts and all the to-dos and reminders. And you look at the new empty book and all the to-dos to come...
Florence@Florence
8 Dec 2009
There's a moment of closure when you fill in the last day of your 2009 schedule, and you flip through all the days of the last year...
Florence@Florence
7 Dec 2009
A full can of strong zero is working its dirty work on me as we speak. Kids coming in for word time in 5 minutes. Har har har har.
Florence@Florence
3 Dec 2009
Singing hiraganas for the preschoolers to the tune of "Heart and Soul I fell in love with you..." and feeling like Niles Crane.
Florence@Florence
25 Nov 2009
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
Florence@Florence
23 Nov 2009
Personal head-bonk: It's Christmas. Like, already.
Florence@Florence
23 Nov 2009
Personal reminders: Don't let nails get too long that it hinders typing. Some may say they are "pretty," but pay no heed.
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Crystal Begley@CrystalBegley
21 Nov 2009
Let us not limit ourselves by the limited minds of those who have limited themselves.
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Florence@Florence
20 Nov 2009
Setting a date for Kibou's open at Roppongi Morph. Our manager wrote it down as "Grand Open." Not sure what to expect.
Florence@Florence
20 Nov 2009
I hate this dieting business when the most I can do is not nearly as much as I'd like. I hate being 中途半端, but I can't always have it my way.
Florence@Florence
19 Nov 2009
"Crazy Love," on the other hand, was like a hand out of the dark. The good kind. Music that grabbed me and made sweet sweet love to me.
Florence@Florence
19 Nov 2009
I'm a little disappointed by "Battle Studies." It was so delicious in the anticipation.
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Florence@Florence
19 Nov 2009
Why is it that people from Australia and the UK can say the same things and sound much less creepy and weird to me than Americans?
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