Born in a hurricane; gonna die in a blizzard. Wife, mom, writer. Hearing student of ASL, Tech, Science, Nature, Odd Plants, Paranormal, Metaphyz & Woo. she/her

Joined November 2007
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This made me laugh out loud. 😂
Our six-year-old handed us a note. His teacher had called my wife and I in for an emergency meeting. We asked our son if he had any idea why and he said, "She didn't like a drawing I did." We went in the next day. His teacher pulled the drawing below out and said, "I asked him to draw his familv and he drew this. Would you mind explaining?" "Not at all." my wife said. "Family vacation. Snorkelling off the Bahamas.
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I hope I can live long enough to read Baron Trump’s book. #trump
OMG! They're #slutstrands! We started calling them #tendrils. "Slut strands at the Winter #Olympics: Hairstyle is on Chloe Kim, Eileen Gu, basically every women’s slopestyler and freeskier." slate.com/culture/2022/02/sl…
Anyone else notice a hair fashion trend among female #olympic #skiers? Almost all have them. Is there a name for this (these)?
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Oh wow! There's a SlutStrand Society! This runs deep! instagram.com/slutstrandsoci…

Hey, @SBrevardHumane, ENTER ME for a chance to win a shirt! I suggest: CATMANDU. #hssbtshirt rafflecopter.com/rafl/displa…

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.@LexGrayWAVY is doing great this am! 🙂
New Olympic Event! Tiny Table Tennis! #SNL
We love being able to @sharethewild once again in our great packable chairs from Wildhorn Outfitters!
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Orbs are good, right? #myparanormal finds me again.
Seems like #myparanormal finds me far too often.
Floriginian retweeted
30 Sep 2019
You took an oath to protect and defend the constitution. The constitution was written to "form a more perfect union and insure domestic tranquility." You just broke that oath by dog whistling a civil war. #ResignNow #CivilWar
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Floriginian retweeted
23 Sep 2019
WATCH: Greta Thunberg passionately shares her message to world leaders at #UNGA: "We'll be watching you ... You'll come to us young people for hope. How dare you! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words ... People are suffering. People are dying."
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We should help them!
WOW. Protestors in #HongKong are carrying American flags and are reportedly singing our national anthem while marching toward the US Consulate.🇺🇸 #HongKongProtests
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Stay classy, America!
16 Aug 2019
Survey: 45 percent of Americans wear underwear for 2 days or longer bit.ly/2MneGtI
Free beer for alien survivors! Sweet!
#RuinVacationIn4Words They left ya, honey! (family drove off and left my sis and me - ages 4 and 7 - behind at a gas station).
My new AWESOME Loowoko H2O-proof daypack holds 2 beach chairs from @WildhornOutfitters, floatie, towel, rod, reel, tackle, first aid, survival gear and more so we can @sharethewild with you, @VAStateParks & @BackpackersNews!
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Thanks to @wildhornoutfitters, I can now carry TWO beach chairs on our trek to #sharethewild on the Chesapeake Bay.
I would have preferred to quietly email this @CosequinPet ad with a typo, but no email on your website makes it seem you would rather that I tweet it, so here you go. You're welcome.
Gordon didn’t see himself in the photos in the phone taken by the hologram? #TheOrville
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