Gammie is going in for major surgery this morning, but she wanted to post our Funnies anyway, Just For You!! 🌺 🌻 🌷 💐 🥀 "Flower's Fwyday Funnies" - Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor? * He kept seeing spots! - What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? * “Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out!” - How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? * One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare! - What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? * A URL-ologist! - Where do sick boats go to get healthy? * To the dock! - How did the doctor cure the invisible man? * He took him to the ICU! He he he!

I'm so sorry you lost your beautiful Benji. My thoughts and prayers are with you!

Spread some happiness today!

Thank you Janet & kitties for your donations from our Amazon Wishlist. We also received some other items that didn't have name slips with them. Your kindness was greatly appreciated!

Better late than never!! It's time for the "Schools out" edition of: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs? * The kinder-garden teachers! - What is a pirate’s favorite subject at school? * Arrrrt! - Where does a math teacher eat? * At the multiplication table! - Why wouldn’t the elephant use a computer? * It was afraid of the mouse! - What do you get when you cross a teacher and a calculator? * Someone you can always count on! - What did the left eye say to the right eye? * Something between us smells! - TEACHER: What did you do this weekend? STUDENT: I did some baking. TEACHER: That's nice. What did you bake? STUDENT: Synonym rolls just like grammar used to make! - What’s the longest word in the dictionary? * Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the first letter and the last! - CHILD: I think we need a new teacher. MOM: Why’s that? CHILD: Our teacher doesn’t know anything! She keeps asking us for the answers! He he he!

Friends, "Flower's Fwyday Funnies" will be tomorrow (Saturday) instead of today. Gammie & me had to take our new friend Pearl to the vet again. We were there a while, and Gammie & me didn't have time to pick GOOD ONES for you yet! See you soon!!

It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " It's Sports Fan's Week! - What is harder to catch the faster you run? * Your breath! - Where does a hockey player get all of his money? * From the tooth fairy! - When is a baseball player like a spider? * When he catches a fly! - Where do you go to buy new uniforms? * New Jersey! - Why didn’t the dog want to play football? * Because it was a boxer! - Why do basketball players love cookies and milk? * Because they can dunk them! - What has 18 legs and catches flies? * A baseball team! - What is a boxer’s favorite drink? * Punch! - What do hockey players and magicians have in common? * They both do hat tricks! He he he!

Thank you, Linda & and Tammy, for your kind donations! Also, thanks to those who have donated other items anonymously from our Amazon Wishlist! We've received pee pads, a package of diapers, canned food, a cat scratch box, and more! So, thank all of you! It means the world to us, and it sure helps us out a lot!! You can't imagine how much we've spent for food, vet bills, and medications lately. So, that's why every little bit helps! We created this list a few years ago because a Twitter friend suggested we do it. She passed away from cancer. But, this list has been such a blessing to us, and I'll never forget her wonderful suggestion! You all are the best!!

It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - What singer can fix clothes the fastest? * Taylor Swift! - What’s a lawyer's favorite outfit? * A Lawsuit! - What do you call the man who invented pants? * A jean-ius! - Did you ever read the book "Altering Clothes" by Inita Taylor? - Another good book is "Ballerina Fashion Weekly" by Leo Tard! - What did the tie say to the hat? * You go on a head & I'll just hang around! - Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants golfing? * In case he got a Hole In One! - What are a ghosts favorite pants? * Boo Jeans! - How much did the pirate pay for his earrings? * A Buccaneer! He he he!

Hi! Take a look at this list I created on Amazon. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/5G…

We wanted to say thank you to whoever sent the donations of the all-purpose cleaner and the carpet cleaner. As you can imagine, we use a lot of both of these products. That's why they are on our wishlist. Once again, thank you so much for your kind donations.

Our new rescue "Pearl" is doing OK. She has a long way to go until she will be feeling great! But she is safe now, and that's what counts! As our family grows, so do our needs. So, I'm attaching our Amazon wishlist. Our greatest needs right now include diapers & pads for Flower and, of course, food. We are truly grateful for any donations. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/5G…

That was a cute video!

As many of you know, we recently lost our beautiful Ratatouille. Thank you all SO VERY MUCH for your heartfelt sympathies. It meant so much to us! But today, I truly feel like fate, Ratatouille, and God played a big part in what happened today. * First, I've been looking for a wooden crate to replace mine that broke last year. I turn it upside down and put potted plants on it. I was excited to find a cheap one today in my yard sale adventures! * We also found the softest blanket today to use in Flower's house or for the other kitties. * As we drove around looking for yard sale signs, we found one that said, "The biggest yard sale of all time!" So my daughter & I looked at each other and said we gotta go! We followed the signs. As we got close, my daughter said, "This is weird, I was looking at a sale last night on Facebook on a Ridgewood Drive." So, we looked, and we just so happened to be on Ridgewood. As we pulled up, she said this was the one she took a screenshot of the day before! It had interesting things! * We walked up to the garage, and we saw this sickly cat. I couldn't help but tell the owners that your kitty looks like she has an upper respiratory infection. She said it wasn't their cat that someone had just dumped it off. * The kitty began to follow us, and after LITTLE deliberation, we told them that we were going to take the kitty because she needed to see a vet ASAP! (They had no intentions of getting her help!) * When we got to the car, I wondered how we were going to transport her. Then I realized I had a crate and blanket that I just bought! We put her in it, and she laid down immediately! * Now put all of these coincidences together, and IT WAS MEANT TO BE! We were led there by a higher power. I truly believe that!!! (Sorry for the long story!)

Update on our new rescue!

It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - What do you call a funny chicken? * A Comedi-hen! - What do get when you mix a watermelon & a cauliflower? * Melancholy! - What did the Alpaca say to his date? * If you want to go on a picnic, I'll Paca lunch! - What did Mars say to Saturn? * Hey, why don't you give me a ring sometime? - What do vegetarian zombies like to eat? * Grains! (Not brains) - How many stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb? * None because they're on the dark side! - What do you call the security guards for Samsung? * The guardians of the Galaxy! He he he!

Well, this day didn't turn out as expected. My daughter and I went out yard sale hopping, and instead of bringing home goodies for the cats, we came home with a cat someone dumped off. She came right up to us when we went to one of the houses as if to say, "Help Me!" I noticed how sick she looked, so in our car she went!!! I will give you an update later today.

Well, this day turned out differently than expected. My daughter & I were yardsale hopping, and we ended up coming home with a new rescue that someone apparently dumped off. She walked right up to me as if to say HELP! We don't even have a name for her yet. We are at the urgent care now getting her some help. I will update you later today.