I’m a pretty fly on a white guy. Political Insider
Joined October 2020
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9 Oct 2020
When I die, I want everyone to wear their fly at half-mast.
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21 Oct 2020
I’ll see all of you at Taco Bell! Leave me some leftovers in the trash or your car...but what’s the difference?
Steal a Base, Steal a Taco is back. If a player steals a base this World Series, America gets a free Doritos Locos Tacos.
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14 Oct 2020
Who released my sex tape!? You guys should’ve known that I was into freaky shit.
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13 Oct 2020
I’m appalled at the term “fruit” flies! They are flies just like everyone else. There is no reason for your demeaning comments. I don’t care how many bananas they’ve swallowed or how many peaches they’ve eaten. I’m an ally to the Drosophila Melanogaster community!
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12 Oct 2020
Got my voting ballot in the mail. I was looking forward to finding it in a ditch or dump with decomposing food and loose condoms.
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11 Oct 2020
For the small price of a Nissan Altima front bumper, you too can feed multiple fly families for their whole life. Sharing is caring.
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11 Oct 2020
A car just hit a deer and my family couldn’t be happier!! Sunday Funday!
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11 Oct 2020
Did you guys see me on SNL? I stole the show again!
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10 Oct 2020
Great news!! The NFL has recognized the struggles of the FLY community and will play our national anthem before games! I’m so honored for the playing of “Stay Fly” by Three Six Mafia. Historic Day!! youtu.be/vBjzAdpZzf0
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9 Oct 2020
Just went to Debra’s picnic. Food was bland and left out all day. There was plenty of food and we only lost two friends. 5/5 stars, would recommend.
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9 Oct 2020
Trying to get to the White House to throw these legs but was told that it’s a No-Fly Zone.
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9 Oct 2020
Pence had cancelled his events but where are my kids!? I want to see my flies!
8 Oct 2020
Just realized that it wasn’t poop lol Just laid a bunch of eggs on his head. Let’s see how pro life he is.
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9 Oct 2020
Second day of quarantine and my doctor said, “you don’t have a spine.” Yeah, but neither does most of the GOP tho!
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9 Oct 2020
Iconic and fabulous 💁♀️
8 Oct 2020
For two glorious minutes, the fly was a legend, an icon, and the moment nym.ag/2GrQd5h
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9 Oct 2020
I never got my turn to speak last night. I want my two minutes Susan Page!
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8 Oct 2020
After conferring with my 452 children, I will end my bid for President. DO NOT vote for me. Every vote matters for local, state and federal government. #StayFly
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8 Oct 2020
Doesn’t Pence have to quarantine cause he was in the same room as a woman?
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