Handled @elonmusk at @BedBathBeyond … please send ticket to space at intern@beyond.com

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted. I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

PARENTS: YOUR CHILD IS SAFER WITHOUT THE SHOTS For EVERY vaccine on the childhood schedule, your baby is MORE likely to DIE from the shot than from the actual disease it’s supposed to “prevent”! This isn’t fear-mongering — it’s the cold, hard data staring us in the face. Wake up before it’s too late. Research the package inserts. Question everything. Your child’s life depends on it.

🚨BREAKING:🚨OBAMA-APPOINTED FEDERAL JUDGE WHO ORDERED PRESIDENT TRUMP'S NAME REMOVED FROM KENNEDY CENTER ACCUSED OF TAKING PAYMENTS FROM WEALTHY LIBERAL DONORS TO THE HISTORIC ARTS CENTER WHO WERE STRONGLY OPPOSED TO NAME CHANGE - Obama-appointed US District Judge Christopher Cooper is being accused of a clerk turned whistleblower of SOLICITING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BRIBES from wealthy leftist elites who previously were top donors to The Kennedy Center that helped fund the premier performing arts center but were HEAVILY AGAINST THE RECENT NAME CHANGE that added President Trump's name to the historic building alongside Kennedy's. The clerk is claiming that the liberal activist Obama judge essentially engaged in A PAY FOR PLAY BRIBERY SCHEME with the donors to ensure that President Trump's name would be removed from The Kennedy Center in exchange for lining his own pockets - and that THE CORRUPT JUDGE knew that the law was on President Trump's side for the name change but ruled against him for his own personal enrichment anyway. It is yet the latest egregious example of the ongoing JUDICIAL COUP against President Trump. What do YOU think the consequences should be for this TRUMP HATING ACTIVIST WEARING A ROBE whose actions make AN ABSOLUTE MOCKERY of our nation's federal judiciary?