The history of football
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90% of soccer is just standing around or lightly jogging
Jun 12
I know this is a stupid American take... but every time I watch soccer, I cannot figure out the limited substitutions rule. Look how tired these players are. Just let them substitute. Think of how slow basketball would be if the same players had to play 48 minutes straight.
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Beautiful stadiums are meant for a beautiful game. That’s why we built beautiful stadiums for a real sport.
Your boring stadiums are good for your boring game
I'm sorry but the US stadium are too beautiful for a country that isn't all about football
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Crazy what happens when you play in stadiums that hold more than 45,000 people. We have no problem filling these stadiums to watch a real sport
Jun 12
Jamás pensé llegar a ver un estadio con butacas vacías EN UN PARTIDO DEL MUNDIAL.
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Facts
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Europeans will watch their favorite players do this and still think this is better than American football
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Me when team USA plays after not watching soccer for 4 years
Jun 12
Pulling big for Neal Kennedy and Team USA Today! 😂
We’re going way farther than people think…
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If a professional soccer player tried playing in the NFL today they would likely die
Soccer is the hardest sport in the world to play. To put it in perspective you can take any active NBA/NFL player and they would not one who be able to get by me and score I haven’t touched a ball in 3 years. I’d put 100k on it.
It’s hilarious how bad a top NFL or NBA player looks tryna play soccer 😂
The US starting 11 are some of the best athletes the country has don’t fantasize about how good these other athletes would be at soccer prolly not that good.
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Literally took one inning of the College World Series to have a play more exciting than you’ll see the entire World Cup
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138 teams, 10 conferences.
The FBS level of college football in 2026
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79 days until college football is back!
Saquon Barkley had one of the best runs in Rose Bowl history when he went 79 yards against USC
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Why do we care who some random women cheer for? Nobody even knows who they are
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Women have no concept of sports loyalty.
One week they're a big Cavs fans, as soon as that team loses they'll hop on the ride of whoever is winning at the moment.
Community note
Taylor Swift has been a Knicks fan since 2014. In a TIME interview that year she discussed her longstanding support for the team after performing at Madison Square Garden as a child. Travis Kelce is the Cavs fan.
time.com/3578249/taylor… sports.yahoo.com/articles/taylo…
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There is not a single sporting arena/stadium in all of Europe better than this one
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80 days until college football is back!
In the 2003 Iron Bowl Cadillac Williams went 80 yards to the end zone on the first play of the game!
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Who is the first person that comes to mind when you think of Missouri football?
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Thinking that holding up choreographed signs is better than tailgating is the final nail in the coffin for the Brit’s. They’ve officially lost this fight
#they would never understand getting to a game 6 hours early to set up a proper fan funded tifo.
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Barry Sanders 1988 season is arguably the greatest season ever by a running back. He ran for 2,628 yards on 344 carries and had 37 touchdowns averaging 7.6 yards per carry!
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West Virginia’s miraculous 60 yard touchdown in the final seconds to beat Pitt in 1994!
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All this debate about European stadiums vs American stadiums and I have still yet to see one European stadium that looks even somewhat exciting
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Europeans think a good environment is just lighting things on fire creating smoke clouds and waving giant flags so nobody can see the game. I don’t blame them cause who actually wants to watch their boring game
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I asked chat GPT to rank the 10 most electric playmakers since 2000.
This is what it gave me!
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