The Deathless Menace. Immortal She. Panto villain. Been bad longer than you've been alive. The FUN half of FIGHT FOREVER ⚔️ with ❤️bestie❤️ @Ronan_Jones. (RP)
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"The Deathless Menace" ASTRID: Universal Character Bio
forsheisastrid.carrd.co
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If I had no one else who understood me and I could spend my time with until the heat death of the universe, I'd want it to be me as well. I'm fun. I'm dangerous. I'm hot. I'll live forever. I know karate. What more could you need in a woman?
And I AM me. So I should know best!
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Jun 6
You're not condemned, you're privileged because you get to spend it with me you lucky Lucky LUCKY little thing, you!
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Apr 28
"Why are you evil?" because it turns me on
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ASTRID retweeted
Jun 5
A game of chess is like a swordfight
You must think first before you move.
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Jun 1
How can a Deathless Menace live so limitlessly if I impose limits on myself? Omnisexual and proud of it.
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May 27
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
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May 21
|| Mentally, I'm already there anyway and have been for the last week but I'll be there physically tomorrow so expect very little from me for the next two weeks (I know, how absolutely unheard of for me) and slow replies to anything and everything!
|| Just a heads up, I'll be on break next Friday the 22nd till June 7th due to my husband @ThatHarryLast comes from the UK ❤️
So definitely won't be around on any accounts because I'm getting MUCH NEEDED husband time 😭 yay
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We broke our backs (and budget… again…. again again) to try to fly out as much of our roster as we could for this absolute titanic-sized load of fuckery.
@SidwardStHughes @GcldenZer0 @WYM_Greco @miasmadora @a55_h01e @CaseyElliottFX & @LBMercenary couldn’t be better reps for us
Graps Gallery x Valkyrie Wrestling: SuperShow Card
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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May 19
Ooooh, NOW we're talking!
May 19
We will commit a crime to keep these tag titles.
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May 19
She loves me and she can't get enough of me, don't listen to her lies.
May 19
For better or for worse (mostly worse), it's all led to this. I've spent a thousand years knowing ASTRID. Fighting ASTRID. I don't want fighting along side her to be for nothing.
I dunno what we'd be without each other. But WITH each other, we're gonna be tag team champions.
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May 19
The word "Valkyrie" makes me wince now, it just reminds me of every Viking man I ever met telling me they'd die in battle and valkyries would carry them off to Valhalla due to how noble they were to impress me and blah blah blah it was so BORING every time.
Sadhbh is hot though.
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May 19
I've wanted the Tag titles since we came to Graps Gallery. And I got my BESTIE @Ronan_Jones to help me do it! Isn't she lucky? And what's better, she's bound to me EVEN LONGER once we do win them!
Terrible Duo? I hope you're ready to get deathless. It's time to Fight Forever! ⚔️
Graps Gallery x Valkyrie Wrestling: SuperShow Card
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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May 13
The Devil's kiss can give you life, and everything you've ever wanted.
I love him so much. He deserved this more than anyone.
OFFICIAL RELASE:
The Finale of the Graps Gallery In Your MF Area Tour (The Arrow @ Archer Music Hall; Allentown, PA)
90 Minute Iron Fucker Match for the Graps Gallery World Title: Delilah Jeryn (c) vs Sid St. Hughes
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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