Surely I am too stupid to be a man. I have not the understanding of a man.
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I'm a broarchist. I believe in rule by me and the boys.
1 May 2024
Once all the tens of millions of illegals are deported and the last hundred years of immigration legislation is overturned and the civil rights act is liquidated, we will inaugurate a new migration system where me and the boys make up the approval board.
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My time has finally come!
Wait until you hear what we call one of these:
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Lizard update: Frens, I was a fool and shouldnt have given up hope. It was a big day for lizard respecters. I saw a baby that I've never seen at the flowerbed before, and I saw a juvenile eating a bug that was too big for it. (It took several minutes to get it down.)
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Lizard update: No sightings again. I'm now convinced my lizard frens have abandoned the flowerbed. Given that, this will be the last lizard update.
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It's unclear whether the juvenile was the same one that had been living in the flowerbed previously.
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𝔽orms ℝespecter (0/100 bangers) retweeted
Our latest Dispatch:
250 years of blood, sacrifice, and glory: this Fourth of July, be worthy of the Founding Fathers who gave it all for us. Link below:
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(good hotdog morning)
Patriot
I ate seven hot dogs this past saturday followed by eight hot dogs yesterday
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Lmao imagine caring about a wammans political beliefs.
Jun 14
I think it’s funny people never addresses Charlie Kirk younger sister who has completely different political beliefs and is huge Bernie Sanders fan who supporting Palestine
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Not baked goods, but there were leftover sandwiches and fruit to be had at work. 🙌
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In the conquest of Canaan, the war was already won because God had promised the patriarchs the land. But Israel still had to fight.
Jun 13
If your pastor is teaching you to fight a culture war, he's teaching you to pick meaningless fights, ignoring the fact that the war has already been won.
The world needs to see Xians walking in Christ's freedom, not Christians walking around with crosses sharpened into swords.
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Postwar liberalism has:
-slaughtered tens of millions of people in the form of abortion
-spread itself globally through war
-completely paganized society (under the ruse of secularizing it)
All of these things are inherent to it. They're also all the reasons given for what Nazism/National Socialism/Fascism are ultimate evils.
Yet none of the deebly goncerned are calling for you to repudiate postwar liberalism. In fact, postwar liberalism has so paganized Christianity that they've come to believe the two are one and the same.
It turns out their whinging has nothing to do with principle, and is just them fighting for their actual religion (which isn't Christianity).
Jun 13
New Christendom Press is hosting a conference in Ogden, UT.
One of the vendors is Antelope Hill, which is selling "The Essential Speeches of Adolph Hitler" and "The Rise of the Reich," a Nazi propaganda text published by the SS.
CN brothers and sisters, it's time to get out.
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(good hotdog morning)
The execution is flawed, but I see potential.
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It's not your house. You lost.
Jun 14
Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds:
No matter what, it's not his house. It's our house.
Get a hat, coaster, or sticker to support groups and candidates who will respect the form AND the function of the people's house. shop.onwardtogether.org/coll…
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These people will say anything to convince themselves that they're just like their reformation heroes and not the sniveling cowards that they are.
They tilt at windmills to distract from the fact that they're not fighting the actual battles of the day. On those fronts, they do nothing but give up ground to satan, and then tell you that territory was always under his position.
These people align perfectly with atheists, progressives, abortionists, queers, satanists—literally all of the most evil, antichrist groups hold this position on race. On the other hand, they have to throw out the words of the same reformers and theological heroes they pretend to be.
Jun 12
• Associate Reformed Presbyterian Church
• Presbyterian Church in America
• Reformed Presbyterian Church of North America
• Orthodox Presbyterian Church
• United Reformed Churches in North America
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• Free Reformed Churches of North America
Sort of like the Federal Vision controversy: we’re all uniting against threats to the biblical gospel
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Lizard update: No sightings again. I'm now convinced my lizard frens have abandoned the flowerbed. Given that, this will be the last lizard update.
Lizard update: No sighting again. My fear of abandonment is increasing.
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Me at Chick-fil-A at lunch time: "Wtf, why are there so many people here?"
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Lizard update: No sighting again. My fear of abandonment is increasing.
Lizard update: No sightings. I'm beginning to fear my lizard frens have abandoned the flowerbed.
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Listening to an ancient gimmick death metal band, wondering how I got here.
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Walking through the office and I overheard somebody say "109".
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I have learned some people don't like pimento cheese and have decided to crash out over it.
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Perhaps worse, I have learned some don't like cream cheese.
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