And in the dawn's early light, I'll have the thirstiest fucking towel you've ever seen, wrapped around you.

Joined October 2021
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Feel all fucked up
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K, I'm picking up Chinese food, what does everyone want
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Buddy. That's no good
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I can't wait until everyone agrees on what a healthy sexuality is :)
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"That's for season 2, big dawg." Easy.
We need a term for 'I can't really answer your questions/discuss this with you until you've read up to a certain level on the subject' that is value neutral, because if you ever say that, no matter how true it is, the other person goes feral.
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Driving the truck in a wife beater, yelling at cars in traffic, looking like a parody of a working class white man
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Call me the sun the way I've got orbiters
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Stop! βœ‹the objectification of Canadian white boys! πŸ˜”πŸ›‘
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Gm hotties. Have a good day. and if somebody messes with you, lemme know 🀨
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are you lost Little One
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Uber driver pic
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Time to fall in love
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Poem by me Some people like to talk about cartoons all day. Brother. I can't give a damn
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Tall women hit the line NOW
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if you are not shorter than your girlfriend you are gay
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Call me the Lonestar tick the way I make my opps avoid beef
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Sometimes it's noble to walk into someone
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Bookstore cat
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If my wife doesn't have a twitter account, that's not my girl
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I will never become a Wigger
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