Morning Host on The Heidi and Frank Show, 95.5 KLOS, Los Angeles. Toad Hop Entertainment, Inc.
Joined July 2009
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29 Dec 2024
Mario must be homeless. He wears the same clothes every day, crawls through pipes and sewers, beats people up for money, and spends it on mushrooms.
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20 May 2024
Opinions are like Assholes, everyone has got one…right? If we’re not allowed to have opinions then no one is allowed to have an asshole, which makes everyone full of Shit.
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12 Mar 2024
If Google made a deal with Garbage Truck Drivers, you could update Google Maps street view every week.
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27 Feb 2024
If the President gets divorced and is remarried is she know as the Second Lady?
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20 Feb 2024
There’s a definite irony that the word “phonetic” starts with a ph.
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15 Oct 2023
Drumsticks are ice cream cones that are named after cuts of poultry that are named after a musical instrument.
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4 Oct 2023
Today is National Taco Day: just in case, I’m going to check out Britney Spears Insta. I mean, you never know.
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17 Sep 2023
NFL Today at 10:00 AM PDT - $5 entry - 8 spots filled *** draftkings.com/contest/draft… Let’s see what you got
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26 Jul 2023
You would think zombies would smell horrible with all the rotting flesh, but the non zombie characters on tv and film never bring it up.
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10 Jul 2023
Do you go to bed at the same time as your significant other?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD threads.net/t/Cuh2QW_v_jx/?i…
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15 Jun 2023
Trying to come up with the name for a child is a trip down memory lane of people you don’t like.
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12 Jun 2023
If the voice in my head is me, then who the F is listening to THIS voice in my head?
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1 Jun 2023
You know you’re getting only when you start using your wife’s vibrator for back pain.
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