Joined May 2025
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May 22
I miss when my girlfriend tweeted pawjob friday, that shit was so funny
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May 20
I miss my girlfriend sigh
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May 15
This is me when @moojniepriv gets mad at me for getting too silly in our ranked match
The baby beaver is simply washing its chubby belly. ❤️
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May 8
Animals by Marron 5 just makes Adam Levine sound like the wrong kind of predator
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asi se siente querer besarte y qe estés a kilómetros
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May 5
My top 5 horror movies: 1. When we have to say goodbye and ho back to our stupid chud jobs 2.
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Apr 25
In the car with my wonderful girlfriend listening to the new Noah Kahan album after eating Indian food, seeing Project Hail Mary, and spending the day wandering around window (and real) shopping #blessed
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Apr 19
Apr 8
For the record I love being manipulated Just not by evil supercomputer But by beautiful goddesses
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Apr 17
Sometimes I wish Leah were here to share in my suffering
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Mar 30
I fear I may the Houdini of shitting other people's pants...
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Mar 29
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Mar 28
Coachmogged
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Mar 27
At a bar, not drinking, not smoking, and i miss my girlfriend
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Mar 23
I miss my girlfriend
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Mar 13
Stranger Things Season 5 just pisses me off bro
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Mar 12
I love my girlfriend but i miss when she posted on her alt sigh...
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Mar 8
Happy International Women's day @moojniepriv
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Mar 4
I love my girlfriend !
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Mar 1
I feel insane for feeling nostalgic for 2016 chainsmokers bro
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Mar 1
aw hell naw, why is Charlie Kirk in Stranger Things
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