• LGB T • He/Him •
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24 Nov 2025
Dad’s funeral tomorrow, despite the worry and apprehension I have written a tribute which I shall read at the service.
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14 Nov 2025
Shiubhail m’ Athair an-raoir.
Fois shìorraidh d’a anam.
Caidil gu math.
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27 Sep 2025
Hospital visit, my Dad went to great lengths to actually spell out that the hospital is a dump, which gave us a laugh, there have been precious few.
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27 Aug 2025
I’d ask grok but it’d be as fun as wanking off Nige fromage.
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10 May 2024
If anyone can find me a non effing bbc content managed link for:
The “Tanya’s been robbing” clip from Ideal.
I will go down on you in a theatre.
Maybe. Offer not legally binding and subject to bizarre and unpublished conditions which can be arbitrarily changed at any time.
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23 Sep 2023
As I count down the minutes until my last Greek salad of 2023, pray for moi.
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22 Sep 2023
Labour left Glasgow with decades of debt, and now they're trying to blame the SNP. If it wasn't for Labour's debts, Glasgow would have an extra £52Million to spend on services instead of having to make £32Million of cuts
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22 Sep 2023
We Need Your Help!
If you or anyone you know is fit, willing, and available to support with manual labour at our Glasgow Office to move goods to and from storage facilities, we would be grateful for your assistance.
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Fraßlet • 🏴🏳️🌈 • retweeted
20 Sep 2023
Anas Sarwar on @bbcdebatenight ‘We’ll put hydrogen in to heat homes rather than gas.’ Whit. Why on earth isn’t he challenged on this nonsense? amp.theguardian.com/environm…
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22 Sep 2023
A man actually died at your pool party, you thick bastard.
16 Sep 2023
This is what they do…
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10 Jul 2023
SURPRISE anti-gay harassment from a religious nut on @twitter does not go against community standards.
Well I am shocked. What a huge fucking surprise.
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9 Jul 2023
The biggest reason I don’t frequent Twitter anymore is because some people I once regarded as being part of my community and social circle now think that it’s okay to demonise people for being gay.
Thanks x
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9 Jul 2023
Blow it out your arse 😘
Nice of you to share, kisses xx
P.s. humans ARE animals.
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