spoon fed bluegrass and weird jams since birth, my job is making sure people’s phones work.

Joined November 2011
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Why is my grocery store playing Phish…
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Disclosure Day (2026)
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Unreal baseball sky in Baltimore (via @_mlbfits)
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Akira Yamaoka just goes so hard in every Silent Hill game. The soundtrack makes the games.

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*power surge happens* *beep beep beep* *reboot* PS5: “Why the fuck would you do that to me?”
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Basis with a 42 show gap is sickening
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I’ve decided to only play Metal Gear Solid V while black out drunk so everytime I open a save file I’m like..
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🚨 CRAB 5 ALERT 🚨 If you slow down the clip you can actually see the lightbulb turn on when Ox realized he hit a member of the 🦀 ✋️ while eating crabs. Shoutout to @k0b1g for simply existing. #Terps #Crab5 #Bowman #TheHobby
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A yearly cigarette is good for the soul
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Metal Gear Solid 5 is such a good fucking game
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Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications
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I know it’s stupid, and I know you’ve already seen it, why do I keep watching it? 😆
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This is what it sounds like watching the orioles

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Imagining Don Draper pitching this
Budweiser "Wazaaaaa" 1999
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Hideo Kojima makes the most beautiful video games you could ever play
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Airplane! feels like a Mel Brookes movie but it is not
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Free Grandma 🥀
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Releasing in 2027. Get back in there
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