PHD from the Fart school, Grand Wizard, Yakub's finest and bravest, Yacht Owner, why is the rum always gone? Kegal professor, Hotty Toddy
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THIS ACCOUNT IS 100% SATIRE. It's Posts are meant to funny and humorous any and all content should not be viewed by anyone.
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Captain break into her house steal all her underwear and sell it back to her
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Few; When a girl makes you wait it's because she's doing kegals for you
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On tonight's episode of chuck or cuck; would you rather get oral from a Goliath Grouper or go to beaver town on beaver?
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What would you do if I came over and plopped my nuts on your counter?
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The beast inside of me
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If I had a blowjob for every bombshell report id be the happiest man alive
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Jeffrey Epstein tried to kill himself multiple times in jail, multiple nooses found in cell, bombshell report claim trib.al/TBeMeye
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Getting called shakespear of the bv was the nicest compliment I've had a in minute
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Jun 16
Officially back to wishing I had a girlfriend
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This is the result of law makers failing to understand the slippery slope of legalizing pickleball. Because they cannot reproduce themselves they come after your children. Vote Trey F to bring this degeneracy to an end. ππΊπΈ
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