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You wanna buy some death sticks
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When you invest in poop, you get more
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Thank God
Return to the old ways
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Captain break into her house steal all her underwear and sell it back to her
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Smartest guy you've ever met can't get over a warm 4 for some reason
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Captain piss kink
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Piss sommelier
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You guys would be proud of me outside of my shitter personality
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Chode toad
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Thotinator
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Few; When a girl makes you wait it's because she's doing kegals for you
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On tonight's episode of chuck or cuck; would you rather get oral from a Goliath Grouper or go to beaver town on beaver?
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What would you do if I came over and plopped my nuts on your counter?
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The beast inside of me
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Snapchat vying for attention after college...
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If I had a blowjob for every bombshell report id be the happiest man alive
Jeffrey Epstein tried to kill himself multiple times in jail, multiple nooses found in cell, bombshell report claim trib.al/TBeMeye
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Getting called shakespear of the bv was the nicest compliment I've had a in minute
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Tricky Dick retweeted
Officially back to wishing I had a girlfriend
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This is the result of law makers failing to understand the slippery slope of legalizing pickleball. Because they cannot reproduce themselves they come after your children. Vote Trey F to bring this degeneracy to an end. πŸ’ŽπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Would you bang a hot Indian(red dot)?
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