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12 Sep 2017
What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self loathing ... #chandlerbing
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9 Sep 2017
Are we competing in a stupid contest? Because you're the winner. #friends #phoebebuffay
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8 Sep 2017
Wow, money AND a firm hand. Finally a Chandler I can get on board with. #phoebebuffay
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8 Sep 2017
M- We are the only people leaving with the same person we came with!
C- That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.
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3 Sep 2017
Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs. #chandlerbing
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3 Sep 2017
Do you smell that? I think there's a fire. Oh, wait. That's probably just your burning loins! #joeytribbiani
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29 Aug 2017
Honey, I love you. But if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. #monicageller
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28 Aug 2017
...and that conclusively proves that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first. #rossgeller
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6 Aug 2017
She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. You know the SATs? She took 'em. #joeytribbiani
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10 Jul 2017
Am I being a total laundry spaz? Am I supposed to like put the pants in one machine and the shirts in another? #rachelgreen
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8 Jul 2017
Monica, you're scaring me. You're all chaotic and twirly...and not in a good way. #phoebebuffay
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25 Jun 2017
This couch is cut in half... I would like to exchange it for a couch that is not cut in half. #friends #rossgeller
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1 May 2017
It's not like we agreed to live together forever...we're not Burt and Ernie. #friends #joeytribbiani
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