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Joined October 2012
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Jun 9
Robertson Screw if you want the Spurs to win
Torx Screw if you want the Knicks to win
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Jun 6
We’d like to introduce a new song called Beefstick Drumsticks
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May 25
If Jim Henson can make The Dark Crystal without CGI, you should be able to write an email without ChatGPT
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May 18
Companies that make local sports t-shirts are so fast that I use them to get my news. I’ll see a shirt that says EAT MY DOGNUTS and a friend will have to explain it was something the coach said two hours ago
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5 May 2018
Rasmus Dahlin and Jack Eichel will give us this exciting team we’ve been desperate to see
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Apr 18
Do not speak ill of the little Italian ladies at DiCamillo’s.
Apr 18
a Buffalo bakery is making speciality “Buffalo Sabre” pretzels for the playoffs, which look not unlike your classic dick and balls combo. love this level of local pride.
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26 Nov 2019
The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band
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Apr 14
Hot take: this happens all the time
Apr 14
geese becoming just as famous if not even more famous than king gizzard (who they used to open for) is kind of insane
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Apr 10
GO SARBES
Apr 10
Couldn't let our guy go into the playoffs in a "Sarbes" hoodie 🤣
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Apr 7
📢📢IF YOU’RE IN BROOKLYN AND NEED SOUP, THIS WOMAN HAS SOUP
Apr 7
Does anyone want some potato soup? I made a vat of it
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Apr 7
Does anyone want some potato soup? I made a vat of it
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30 Oct 2018
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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9 Jun 2011
What are your favourite music
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