College Football and Poker. When life gives me lemons, I squeeze out ROI.
Joined September 2019
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Further confirmation you should be using Claude over ChatGPT
Jun 13
Three months ago, @DeptofWar kicked @AnthropicAI out of our building—forever.
Every passing day proves why that was the right move. 🇺🇸
Community note
This official statement is not accurate or truthful. The DOW didn’t kick out Anthropic “forever.” They invited Anthropic back when they launched the Mythos model — They even continued to use Mythos in high-stakes military ops.
cnbc.com/2026/05/01/pen…
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Spent 60 working hours this week, (not exaggerating) on Fable 5 just to get fucked by you guys. 1st world problem I know but what the fuck
We fully support @POTUS and @SecWar in prioritizing national security and the security of our warfighters, DIB partners, critical infrastructure, international partners and allies. Some things are simply more important than revenue cycles, clickbait, and pre-IPO valuation. America First. Always. 🇺🇸
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Leave it to the federal government to ban the AI model I’ve spent the last 60 fucking hours building on
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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UFC White House card would also be way cooler if Trump wasn’t spending the last two years protecting pedophiles, getting fucking dog walked by Israel, not investigating insane levels of insider trading, failing miserably with mass deportation, and gas wasn’t $5 a gallon.
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Is the key to running deep in @ClubWPTGold tournaments to consistently get it in bad? Bc all getting it in good does for me is cause pain, suffering, and disappointment.
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Another day, another busted tournament as a 90% favorite on @ClubWPTGold. 5 straight months of this in 2026.
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Its statistically impossible for me to lose as many hands as I have as a 90% favorite on @ClubWPTGold. Going on 4 months of just diabolical runouts I've been experiencing every single day.
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You could've given me 100 tries to describe what Stanford Wong looked like and I would have whiffed on all 100.
Apr 10
Here's something the great Stanford Wong once said to me:
"If you're smart enough to make money gambling, you're probably smart enough to make money in anything you do."
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It’s astonishing how committed politicians are to fucking up everything your average person enjoys
Apr 8
NOW: Ohio Republican lawmakers are introducing two different bills to overhaul the sports gaming/gambling system:
- No online bets
- Ban on in-game, prop and parlay bets
- Limits wagers to $100
- No ads during games
- No using credit cards to bet
@WEWS @WCPO @OhioCapJournal
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Apr 8
there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel
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Apr 2
A new study pushes back the timeline for the earliest known gambling dice by more than 6,000 years on.wsj.com/4c3aqZW
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Having the audacity to even ask if hosting was a possibility is pure delusion
Apr 1
Pat McAfee revealed he made multiple attempts to host his show at the Masters.
Read more: glfdig.st/KF7750YBZm4
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