Football / Politics / Film & TV - That's it.
Joined February 2009
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Beans retweeted
Jun 15
Starmer: We want to digitally ID everyone who uses social media
Brits: Absolutely Not!
Starmer: OK then, we want to ban under 16s from social media (by digitally ID-ing everyone)
Brits: OMG that’s a great idea. Idk what idiot would be against that 🥴
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May 25
As a Saints fan I despised this man long before I even knew about his politics but this might be one of the funniest things a sitting MP has ever said about a rival candidate.
May 25
Your Reform Makerfield candidate publicly bragged about how he would love to both smell and lick Carol Vorderman’s arsehole.
A healthy mind, that is not.
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May 22
Bias commission member denies his bias after ruling in favour of his former employer dailyecho.co.uk/sport/261323…
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May 20
The ramifications of this are huge, this goes beyond ups and downs of football. Relegation and embarrassing results are one thing but the severity of the punishment will cement this in the clubs legacy for years, undoubtedly this will cause some fans to walk away from the club.
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May 18
Close to actually renewing my XBL membership and turning the thing back on.
May 18
🟢 Asha Sharma in 3 months -
✅ Kills co-pilot
✅ New Xbox logo
✅ Reduce GamePass cost
✅ Stops “This is an Xbox” ad
✅ Prioritise console
✅ Updates Achievements
✅ Adds Gamer Badges
✅ Review exclusives
✅ Announce Project Helix
✅ Re-launch Xbox fan fest
✅ Adds fan feedback
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Beans retweeted
🛒UK shops are blacklisting INNOCENT people using live facial recognition
This happened in a Sainsbury's shop in London...
We're fighting back to #StopFacialRecognition
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You know when someone wrongs you, but you react in such a stupid way that you end up losing the argument and looking foolish?
That’s how this feels. #SaintsFC
May 13
🚨 Middlesbrough’s players will return to training on Friday with a view to being match-ready for the Championship play-off final as the club intensifies pressure on the EFL to throw out Southampton #saintsfc @TeleFootball
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Beans retweeted
May 13
Thought he was hidden In a bush with High tech surveillance equipment 🤣🤣🤣 Geezer is stood with an iPhone in the car park
May 13
🚨 Breaking: Photo of Southampton analyst hiding behind tree & using phone to spy on Middlesbrough #saintsfc @CraigHope_DM
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May 13
as a fat cunt this has brought back my childhood struggles
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Beans retweeted
May 13
The ballboy situation proves why rival fans on social media aren’t worth paying attention to as a match going fan. Every single person in the ground could see there was already a ball on the touchline ready for play. Ballboy did his job as required. Total non story.
#SaintsFC
May 13
On #SaintsFC ballboy ‘incident’…
* Larin dropped a ball he had in his hand, as Targett walked over
* Targett ignored it & approached ballboy to get a diff ball
* Who pointed out original ball to use
Both teams used delay tactics all night.
Play-off housery.
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May 12
Not sure Ayling going full Cantona on a Southampton player in his own box could result in a penalty in this game.
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May 12
I know we’re the villains because of spy gate 2.0 but Boro have been absolutely filthy since going 1-0. Saints deserved the equaliser after the assault Ayling has committed on Scienza throughout the first half and one of the most obvious penalties you’ll ever see being waved away
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May 12
A Southampton analyst hiding in the bushes apparently means the ref isn’t allowed to give a favourable decision, no matter how obvious the foul is. Ross Stewart garrotted in the penalty area? Play on.
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Young Southampton fans in the away end at Middlesbrough today… 😆😆
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May 8
Seeing Middlesbrough fans absolutely seething to the high heaven’s, demanding action is taken is making my evening, some blokes are writing the fucking Magna Carta on twitter ffs 🤣 #SaintsFC
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Beans retweeted
Apr 29
Remember when Gordon Brown gifted Obama an ornamental pen holder carved from the timbers of Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet, sister ship of the vessel the Resolute Desk was made from, and Obama gave Brown a DVD box set of American movies region-locked to U.S. DVD players?
Apr 29
Absolutely, truly impeccable. Kudos to the official who came up with this idea, and found it. I honestly doubt that a gift given by one head of state has ever so genuinely delighted another. It won't look out of place on the mantelpiece of the Oval Office.
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Apr 24
We should spend more time teaching people how to cook in school.
Add some olive oil on top so it can slide easier into the bin..
Asda Gravy on a shish kebab 🤡
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