Edgar and John are both here. We may have taken a completely reasonable number of photos. We absolutely did not. John did escape every picture.
The gala is beautiful, the company is even better, and we are having a marvelous time. 🥂
What would you do if you suddenly spotted the five of us?
We’re at the Opening Night Gala of the 65th Monte-Carlo Television Festival at the Grimaldi Forum, trying very hard to act like we belong here.
John and Edgar disappeared to look at cars.
Meanwhile, Monaco has something happening on every corner. Today a luxury jewelry exhibition. tomorrow it’s another festival, another event... We are going to some Gala TV thing tonight
The Queen has been very, very busy tonight. Julie has been introducing her to all of her friends, and somehow Spencer keeps collecting admirers everywhere she goes.
I swear, I need to figure out whatever magic she has.👑
#MonacoNights#QueenSpencer
Here we go again. Queen Spencer picked out my dress, so if I look fabulous tonight, she gets the credit. 💎
And standing next to Maci is my sister-in-law, Julie. She’s French, effortlessly stylish, and somehow makes the rest of us look like we got dressed in a hurry.
Have you ever been talking to someone and gotten completely pulled into the conversation? Like you’re genuinely excited about it… and then it ends abruptly.
I think I just had the best lunch of my entire life.
No exaggeration!!!
We went to Pavyllon Monte-Carlo and every single thing they brought out was better than the thing before it. The views overlooked the harbor, the yachts, the old palace on the hill…
Monaco is beautiful.
It’s STUPID late here... Like 2:15am Monaco late.
Which means it’s only 8:15pm in New York and my body currently has absolutely no idea what continent it belongs to.
A billionaire pays $150,000 in Monaco just to park his yacht, and he has been there for four days already. That’s a staggering $600,000 in total, just for parking.
Edgar says this is mostly wrong. His friend is paying around £150,000 for the full week, not per day. Monaco is insane during F1 week, but $600k just to park for four days is a bit dramatic even by billionaire standards.
I spent twenty minutes talking to a guy thinking he ran a hedge fund. Turns out he’s involved with a Formula 1 team. Monaco is the only place on earth where “finance guy” casually means “owns part of a racing thing.”
Okay… THIS is the “who’s who” party ⚓️
I suddenly understand what it feels like to be the poor people in Monaco
Maci and Edgar are introducing us to everyone like this is NORMAL.
Half these people probably own islands.
(all I want to do is sleep)