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Itโs Euro 88 and the ITV pundits were at odds over the team news.
Brian Clough calls Irelandโs Mick McCarthy crap - and Liam Bradyโs not too happy about it. ๐
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Dogs or cats?
Josรฉ Mourinho: "Dogs. But I don't have any problems with cats. I'm not Kurt Zouma."
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The best reason ever for supporting a football club ๐
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Harry Redknapp: โIf they ask me, I think I could go there and do the job for sure. Iโm bringing Kranjcar, Crouchy and Defoe, theyโre all coming back.โ ๐๐ญ๐
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Toon fan doing the Alan Shearer celebration in front of the Sunderland fans. Proper shithousery ๐
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โJust the smell of weed in the tunnel is the only thing we noticed differentโฆโ
Superb from Preston manager Paul Heckingbottom in his post match interview after his side drew to Swansea who brought Snoop Dogg out ๐๐๐
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This Japanese Newcastle fan says he supports the club because the very first match he watched featured Alan Pardew headbutting an opposition player. ๐๐
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When Jรผrgen Klopp was in a Liverpool press conference and he described a translator's voice as "very erotic."
The ending is the best part. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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โCHRISSSS, CHRIS, DONโT BE A FUCKING DICKHEAD. FUCKING HELL, CHRISโ๐๐๐
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This Portuguese news channel got interrupted when everyone screamed at Benficaโs goalkeeper scoring vs Real Madrid ๐
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Bring back the original Fantasy Football League I say ๐๐๐ผ
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Diego Costa on Antonio Conte:
๐ฃ๏ธ โHeโs always angry, always with a long face, probably he doesnโt have sex at home because he is a very bitter guy.โ
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Back when Xabi Alonso cooked Jamie Carragher:
Jamie Carragher: โAm i a legend?โ
Xabi Alonso: โNO. Youโre a pundit.โ ๐๐๐
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Declan Rice giving the Chelsea fans some back. Perfect timing๐๐๐
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