I’m a mom who LOVES her kids, music, cooking/baking, hilariously inappropriate shirts, and being the BEST human I can be! Just trying to find where I belong ❀️

Joined May 2012
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The world is crumbling around us and I’m just sitting here burning some #StickyLittleTreez and drinking #Modelo while listening to #BikiniTrill πŸ˜ŽπŸ™Œ
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About 30 minutes in to the movie #Homestead on @AngelStudiosInc app on @Roku and it’s pretty frickin GOOD!!!!! #AngelStudios #Roku
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#MarjorieTaylorGreene should run for president I would absolutely vote for her 😎
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#JamesCharles his little fairy ass needs to remember that he was almost cancelled for #MeToo shenanigans he is a fucking PIECE OF SHIT WEIRDO who will get what’s coming to him #KarmaIsACUNT little bitch ratatouille lookin ass πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•
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#BlakeLively is the kind of UGLY that you can’t see and that is DANGEROUS #TheGIRLWhoCriedMETOO #MEANGIRL #RyanReynolds #MetGala
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HEY @SHEIN_Official WTF is going on with your sponsored ads? You show this stuff to CHILDREN 🀬 #Shein #NASTY #SexualExploitation #MINORCHILDREN #FASTFASHION
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LMFAO #TurningPointUSA #SuperBowl halftime show only pulled in a little over 4 million views #LOSERS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Just ate 6 peach cobbler rolls from @Arbys 😎sooooooo frickin DELICIOUS 🀀🀀🀀 #Arbys
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The ONE Halloween costume I look for EVERY YEAR is #HeidiKlum and she AGAIN is #QueenOfHalloween in my book her costume was CREEPY AF πŸ˜³πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ #HappyHalloween
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Yeah we order @DoorDash A LOT πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #DoorDash #DoorDashStreaks
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I’ve had a REALLY BAD DAY and all I want is a fiesta veggie burrito from @tacobell 😭😭😭 pleeeeeease consider bringing it back πŸ₯Ί
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Here’s my crappy pic of the eclipse πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #EclipseLunar #TotalLunarEclipse #Eclipse #Oregon
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I can’t believe Howie the Crab has passed away πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ #HowieTheCrab #RIPhowie 😭😭😭😭😭
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Another movie/documentary on #Mubi that I just watched called #WelcomeToChechnya was absolutely gut wrenchingly HEARTBREAKING πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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That movie The Substance is soooooooo fucking WEIRD but soooooooo fucking GOOD my adhd ass sat STILL the whole 2 hours πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #TheSubstance #Mubi
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Signed up for @mubi just to watch Bird and The Substance, about to start Bird now so let’s see how it goes #Bird #TheSubstance #Mubi #WeirdMovieJunkie
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This has to be the STUPIDEST β€œdocumentary” I’ve EVER seen and I’ve seen A LOT πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ #HolesInTheSky #Tubi #WeirdTubiDocumentaries
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