🙋🏾♂️ I’m Chili. Welcome to My small batch hash and growing projects. #FunkyFingerGenetics #MakeitFunky #FuckCancer
Joined July 2025
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Funky Finger Genetics retweeted
Apr 27
This is a stomata O_O a microscopic pore on a leaf, literally breathing.
Apr 27
Cannabis stomata are microscopic pores on the leaf surface that open and close all day like tiny biological valves.
They’re constantly reacting to light, CO₂, humidity, VPD, temperature, and the plant’s internal water pressure.
Each pore is controlled by two guard cells that swell with water to open, then deflate to close.
No brain.
No boss.
No little leaf manager with a clipboard.
Just thousands of microscopic doorways making local decisions in real time.
Open too much, and the plant loses water.
Close too much, and it slows CO₂ intake, which means photosynthesis takes a hit.
So the plant is constantly negotiating o_O
“Do we drink from the air?”
“Do we breathe?”
“Do we risk drying out for more growth?”
Kinda incredible...
That’s a decentralized survival system running across the entire leaf.
Meanwhile, you’re staring at Part A and Part B like one of them has betrayed your bloodline.
Keep on Growing O_O
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Funky Finger Genetics retweeted
Apr 27
🧄Garlic Mint Sherbet🍨 New Photoperiod Strain
Garlic Mint Sherbet (aka GMO) is one of our latest photoperiod projects, built from a Garlic Cookies (GMO) clone crossed with Sherbanger phenotype.
The goal was clear from the start, combine the raw power and resin production of GMO with the depth and complexity of Sherbet-based terpenes.
What came out is a profile that keeps evolving.
At first, you get that soft Sherbet sweetness, but the more you work with it, the more it opens — into fresh garlic, spice, and a refreshing minty edge. It’s not a one-layer terp. It builds over time.
On the plant side, this line delivers large, dense flowers with extremely high trichome production, making it one of the strongest resin producers we’ve worked with.
It’s also a very solid washer, with strong returns across different extraction methods.
This is a line built for people who care about terpene depth, resin, and real performance.
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Funky Finger Genetics retweeted
Apr 27
Mother nature is no joke, may the strongest seedlings prevail! 💪💛
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The best type of trades 😎🙏🏾💪🏾
Apr 26
Met up with @janjanborrego today for a lil trade. She really hooked me up! 😃 made out like a bandit tbh 🏃➡️😂 much love 💚💪
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Funky Finger Genetics retweeted
Apr 16
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Funky Finger Genetics retweeted
Apr 15
The information they should teach in public schools
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Realizing this can be life-changing.
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Finally got my Harvest Right in 🥳 can’t wait to have some fun with this setup.
#FunkyFinger #FuckCancer #SingleSource
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Can’t wait to wash 🧼 this autumn sunset! Gettin bagged and tagged for some fresh frozen but damn is it hard to freeze 🥶 #funkyfinger #fuckcancer #fireinfireout
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Chop Day shenanigans 🥳💪🏾😎
#FunkyFinger #FuckCancer
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Chop day 🥳💪🏾 and Gawd DAMN was this blood honey 🍯 THICCC 😮💨 I’m never switching back from AutoPots ever again holy shit 💩 #BuiltLikeBlastoise #FunkyFinger #FUCKCancer
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🥳 Set up my new @AcInfinityInc 3x3 Cloud Lab Dual Zone tent ⛺️ tonight. Much needed upgrade from the old 5ft dual zone tent I was running. Next up is to hang my new @spiderfarmerled #SE3000 light, wash the AutoPots out and start the next run 🏃🏾♂️ this Blood Honey 🍯 Lemon 🍋 are ready for chop and I’m certainly ready to enjoy it. #FunkyFinger #FuckCancer
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Autumn Sunset 🌅 getting chopped and bagged for some fresh frozen 🥶 🧼 wash action in the future. @Aether_Green_ V2 Manual Washer & V2 Rinse station
#FunkyFinger #FuckCancer #FreshFrozen #HashRosin
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Grateful I’m healthy enough to grow my own medicine 🪴🌺📸. Enjoy some shots from Day 51 of this run. #FunkyFinger #FuckCancer #Medicine
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