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IamFunmi retweeted
As it should be my dia ๐ Mad children everywhere
Lol. I sent double the amount to this one and got no single word, whether it was even received or not. Months after, he reached out for money and I told him to go and meet his father, especially as I requested from his father one time and his father sent me back home ๐คฃ
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I need like 3 of that Mouka antifungal, fiber and orthopedic pillow ๐ช.
1 to rest my head on before my neck will dislocate ๐ช
1 to put in between my legs when sleeping on my side and 1 to hold too ๐
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IamFunmi retweeted
Lord, i pray for everyone reading this may you grant us peace of mind. Silence every internal storm, every whisper of anxiety, and every fear of the unknown. Let your stillness guard our hearts. We pray that you step into our days and make everything beautiful for us. Turn our hard work into glorious testimonies, and let the timing of our breakthroughs be seamless and perfect๐๐
Happy sunday
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IamFunmi retweeted
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People who have done you wrong will always think your posts are about them.
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When I went to pick my cylinder, I was chatting with the attendant and it didn't stop him from doing his work oh, but customers told me not to respond so he can answer them fast and told him to face his work.
I don't know who told Nigerians that someone can't talk and work.
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IamFunmi retweeted
Why assistant go touch my cooking?
Assistance comes in so many forms.
I prefer you leave my cooking to me, you can wash the rice, peel the yam, wash the utensils and keep company
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IamFunmi retweeted
Inspired by Wavechild Room 1015. A fruity, sweet & fresh amber/marine and coconut perfume. It has a very unique scent profile, longevity and performance is very insane without being cloying.
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Atlantis Extrait unisex perfume, available in 100ml.
Price: N50,000
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IamFunmi retweeted
This right here gives main character energy!
A perfect balance between bold & undeniable elegance. It is fruity, sweet, musky & airy. It smells very unique, you wonโt smell like everyone and projection is very impressive.
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Hawas Fire EDP, available in 100ml
Price: N75,000
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IamFunmi retweeted
The IKEA Marriage Test
Before you marry someone, go to IKEA together and buy a piece of furniture.
Bring it home and build it.
If you can successfully navigate that entire process without driving each other crazy, you're ready to get married.
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IamFunmi retweeted
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Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.
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Inasmuch as I don't really like assistance in the kitchen when cooking, please don't come to my house to relax and press phone ๐๐ฝ.
I can take it for a day but for 3 days, at least offer to clean and wash plates if you're not sick or handicapped.
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Another 50 deleted
Yesterday, I deleted 50 messages in my hidden and this morning, I've deleted another 150. It's looking like I'm just starting too ๐ช.
I'm only checking to delete cos I noticed some DM from actual humans fell there
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Yesterday, I deleted 50 messages in my hidden and this morning, I've deleted another 150. It's looking like I'm just starting too ๐ช.
I'm only checking to delete cos I noticed some DM from actual humans fell there
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If you want to use any finopril type, stick to BNC, Swan or Greenleaf.
I got one type that the sachet is green and white and it's shit!
Works for only the tiny ones, it's like powdered biscuits cos tell me why and how this big and smelly cockroach gained access ๐ฉ
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IamFunmi retweeted
A beast mode & gourmand lovers dream. It combines sweet tonka with oriental & warm hues. Perfect for those who live bold, sensual & long lasting scents.
Wear this only when you want to turn heads ๐
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Arabians Tonka EDP unisex perfume, available in 100ml.
Price: N170,000
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IamFunmi retweeted
An intense, more sensual version of BVL MAN with increased leather notes. It is a measured mixture thatโs alluring &reveals an intense masculinity for a spontaneous man
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Bvlgari Man In Black EDP for him,available in 100ml
Price: N150,000
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IamFunmi retweeted
Perfect Gentleman Worthyโค๏ธ
Barroco With Classโจ
Price:95,000/5 yards
Affordable quality fabrics that lasts. โจ Shop durable, timeless looks for you and your loved ones at Rhayorfabrics๐
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