An amatuer New Yorker, vegetarian, musical theatre actress, really overdramatic and vague
Joined December 2009
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15 Sep 2017
Just because you're buying a $200 doesn't make the person who's ringing you up any less of a person you should treat respectfully
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9 Aug 2017
RIP Barbara Cook. Thank you for giving the world its first taste of Cunegonde and Marian
25 Jun 2017
If you stand close enough to me that I can feel you touching my bag, we're going to have a problem
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22 Jun 2017
Is Bette Midler in the new souvenir program for βHello, Dolly!β or is it just pictures of David Hyde Pierce in front of a curtain
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21 Jun 2017
I think I'm the first person ever to lose weight while on vacation ππ»
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19 Jun 2017
I will create my own happiness garden full of drums and loud screams.
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19 Jun 2017
Haven't even met up with my parents yet and they're already managing to piss me off #happyfamilyvacation
19 Jun 2017
Okay people here stand grossly close to each other... if you get hit with my backpack it's only like 25% my fault
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17 Jun 2017
Donald Trumpβs lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.
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16 Jun 2017
After living here for 2 yrs & interacting with a diverse variety of people, I can safely say that middle aged white women are the rudest
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13 Jun 2017
OKAY JUST FINISHED OITNB WHO ELSE HAS LETS DISCUSS π΅π΅π΅
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30 May 2017
Whoever is smoking weed right outside canal st market I'll give you cupcakes if you share
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