This is my Twitter where I say more of whatever I want that usual.
Joined July 2019
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13 Sep 2023
Hey @cvspharmacy thanks so much for losing my prescription in the mail and refusing to refill it. I guess I’ll just have my life threatening issue wait for someone to find my medicine I already paid for in the mail.
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27 Jul 2023
she was okay fucking up everyone else’s daughters but her own is where she draws the line
Kylie Jenner says she regrets getting plastic surgery at a young age and hopes her daughter, Stormi, doesn’t do the same:
“I would be heartbroken if she wanted to get her body done at 19… I wanna be the best mom and best example for her, and I just wish I could, like, be her and do it all differently. Cause I wouldn’t touch anything.”
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27 Jul 2023
perhaps just me but i don’t know why someone can spend their career creating unthinkable amounts of human suffering, and then when they get old and sick we have to be kind because… civility? i don’t care what happens to this guy
27 Jul 2023
I'll tell you this: None of us like Mitch McConnell because of the horrible things he's said and done as Senator.
But he had a medical incident today, and I saw a lot of well-wishers on our side. As it should be.
But when Senator John Fetterman had a medical episode, there were legions of Republicans who made fun and mocked him.
We are NOT the same.
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23 Jul 2023
For those out of the know, Elon's been trying to make 'X' a thing for almost 25 years now. Starting with X .com in 1999, then SpaceX, then Tesla Model X, then naming his son X, then xAI announced this month, and now X Corp. He tried to get PayPal to be named X too.
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24 Jul 2023
Once this thing becomes “X” I am outta here. I’ll see you on Reddit, hats! My psyche cannot take this MAGA cesspool any longer. 👋🏼 🎩
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It’s wild how many Americans are so used to being exploited that they see another worker with a good union contract and say “what makes you think you deserve that?”
Instead of “I should be getting that too.”
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2 Jul 2023
Reminder of how freedom of religion actually works in America, regardless of what this illegitimate garbage court of christofascists says:
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30 Jun 2023
Very cool how these fucking freaks rule over us and make the most important decisions of our lives and we didn’t choose or elect them in any way really and we can’t do anything about it Ilove love love this country what a thriving democracy 10/10 highly recommend
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20 Jun 2023
Apple TV has such great content on a platform that seems to have been updated last in 1992 @AppleTV
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20 Jun 2023
not all men but always a man
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14 Jun 2023
Name brand vs. Jenelle Evans/Rogers/Eason
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7 Jun 2023
Not sure we need a race-to-the-bottom pissing contest over climate change.
7 Jun 2023
Remember when the Bay Area was Blade Runner 2049 in 2020? You'll be ok, NY.
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1 Jun 2023
Tom Sandoval trying to get off camera to get his story straight. #PumpRules
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25 May 2023
If you have student loan debt, you should know this:
Every single House Republican just voted to overturn President Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan AND retroactively charge you interest on your paused payments.
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20 May 2023
I’ve been trapped on a plane full of screaming children for 6 hours. And I can’t even deplane because you guys didn’t have STAIRS!?? @JetBlue send help
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27 Apr 2023
#VanderpumpRules is officially giving one big planned promo season🙃 the last 2 episodes are blatant examples of why reality stars aren’t actors because mawma… It is giving scripted & everyone being in on it all along..🫠🫠 Do y’all think it could be one big Bravo promo scheme?
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