99 problems and bitches are none of them.

Joined October 2011
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Sometimes you just can't help but wonder how some of these Kroger employees passed the physical.
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I'm about to get bodied by a guinea pig I guess. x.com/guineasav/status/73226…

16 May 2016
IM ABOUT TO HAND OUT L's WHAT DONT YOU GET x.com/giproblems/status/7322…

16 May 2016
Replying to @GIproblems
don't make me make you look like meek right now boi
Guinea pigs are too adorable to beef with. Also, I am confused right now. What? x.com/guineasav/status/73038…

11 May 2016
Replying to @GIproblems
@GIproblems APPARENTLY YOU MOFUCKERS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GUINEA PIGS
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"driving over the bridge now, omw"
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I need to touch the post office guy's mustache at least once before I die.
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Grosse Ile Problems retweeted
23 May 2014
this little boy just chased 8 deer through my backyard @GIproblems #islandlife
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Replying to @Downriverprobz
Yeah, or more successful.. RT @Downriverprobz You're from grosse ile? You must be a huge bitch. #downriverproblems
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Grosse Ile Problems retweeted
11 Nov 2013
I love sleep and I love Netflix. do you see my problem?
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Replying to @madlinksounds
Ohhh Killin em RT @MaxMcGrath3 or over who gets to keep people safe by chasing teenagers instead of criminals 🐷🐽
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"@MAR_ioBros Michigan's state flag should be an orange construction cone." Tweet of the week.
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I wonder if anyone has ever missed the birth of their own child because of being stopped by the bridge, and then a train immediately after.
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Thank you, Canada for sending me four fucking text messages every single time i drive on East River.
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Fill my body with alcohol. Laugh. Cry. Vomit. Regret. In that order. That's just me though. #Summer
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Grosse Ile schools be like..
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Giving a shout out to our very sexy competitive cheer team. Don't let people say cheerleading isn't a sport. You guys do flips. #GICC
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The bus tire slasher. GIPD's biggest case. Ever.
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Grosse Ile Problems retweeted
Buses are vandalized.. No transportation to school..... But we still have school @GIproblems #GIAdvantage
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Okay, Grosse Ile.. #LyricsWeAllKnow Colt 45, two zig-zags, baby that's all we need..
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#YoureMoreAttractiveIf You're from Grosse Ile. We're all fucking sexy. #Fact
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